Yoko Kanno: Be Human (Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Be Human, Anime OST). The whole song is great, so I don't think I want to choose a particular part. Also, It's more or less about an android that wishes it were "more human".
My Ding-A-Ling by Chuck Berry My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling When I was a little biddy boy My grandma bought me a cute little toy Two Silver bells on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling When I was little boy In Grammar school Always went by the very best rule But Evertime the bell would ring You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling Once while climbing the garden wall, Slipped and fell had a very bad fall I fell so hard I heard birds sing, But I held on to My ding-a-ling Once while swimming cross turtle creek Man them snappers right at my feet Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my dingaling Now this here song it ain't so bad Prettiest little song that you ever had And those of you who will not sing must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling!
Heh this is great: I'm listening to an Incubus cover of Big Pun's "Still Not a Playa". The best line has to be: I could go downstairs, little brown hairs everywhere "You nasty brock!" I don't care You have to listen to it to get the full effect, but it's hilarious (or at least, it's been funny each time I've heard it so far). Good stuff.