Quote or Insult?

Discussion in 'SF Open Government' started by Gustav, Oct 28, 2011.

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Quote or Insult?

  1. Quote

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  2. Insult

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  1. Pineal Banned Banned

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    Well, this is clearly an ad hom. In many places suicide and self-abuse are illegal, I see no reason why Gustav should not be protected even from himself.

    Though he does have an epistemological advantage when insulting himself.
     
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  3. Gustav Banned Banned

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    would not be a first
    i have been banned for insulting myself
    do you approve, pineal?
     
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  5. Gustav Banned Banned

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    the insult votes rocketed after my confession
    clearly, legalities are of little concern to the fascists
     
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  7. Pineal Banned Banned

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    I categorically do not approve of you being banned.

    But if a mod knows you have low self esteem and are habitually self-judgmental, I think warnings and part-day bans would be appropriate for self-abuse. (not in the Christian sense; that is your own business)

    If you came to my bowling alley and hit yourself with my bowling balls, I would feel honor bound to refund your money and ask for your shoes, until such time you treated yourself well with my balls.
     
  8. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Um, could you rephrase that please?
     
  9. Pineal Banned Banned

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    Ib u tink i didnt no, u dont no mi well.
     
  10. Gustav Banned Banned

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    i think pineal likes me
    he wants me to jack off on his balls

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  11. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

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    That's a bit overzealous...and not true in the US.

    Too, as long as one does not abuse oneself in public...

    That's loopy.

    *Cue scrotal fetish p0rn clip here*
     
  12. Pineal Banned Banned

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    We sell a powder for that. I think semen would have the wrong effect.
     
  13. Pineal Banned Banned

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    We have hand driers for that. Some of our customers use a powder. Semen, however, would have precisely the wrong effect, since it can act like an epoxy.
     
  14. Gustav Banned Banned

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    nonsense

    Helen Gurley Brown: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased.

    i am betting wrinkle free balls
    you can powder it afterward
     
  15. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

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    So now we know his secret...

    I think you'd have to paralyze some motor nerves. Botox maybe...
    The more you tickle one, the wrinklier they get...
     
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  16. Pineal Banned Banned

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    Excuse me, I have an upclass establishment. My balls do not have wrinkles and cannot, like a feminist's face, absorb organic fluids. Further I would be concerned about what the proteolytic enzymes in the semen would do to my fine hardwood slats.
     
  17. Gustav Banned Banned

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    what line of work are you in?

    /curious


    but you know this?
    do my posts bleed?
     
  18. scheherazade Northern Horse Whisperer Valued Senior Member

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  19. Pineal Banned Banned

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    I think it should be quite clear. I am the proud owner of a bowling recreational facility.

    I believe I said 'if'. And I am not a mod. I wouldn't presume to have their insights into your self-relationship.

    It is not in my bailiwick.
     
  20. Pineal Banned Banned

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    But if you are thinking of purchasing a new ball or need some tips on your grip, please don't hesitate to ask.
     
  21. Gustav Banned Banned

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    pshaw
    i have excellent aim
    ask around


    "if they knew....."


    that means they may or may not be cognizant of a state of affairs that you are aware of. look again....


    you state it as a fact :shrug:


    heh
    passive-aggressive much?
     
  22. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

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    Spoken like a man who polishes his balls daily.
     
  23. Pineal Banned Banned

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    You're not in my leagues.
    It could be taken to mean that I am aware of a state of affairs which they in turn might become aware of - but how could I be? - or it could simply refer to a possible future time when they know something about you. Or a present possible state of affairs.

    Here in the midwest we use a very subjunctive subjunctive.

    If they drive to work....
    If they know....
    If they bowl at all....

    How would I know?
     

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