Okay, just for fun! To get your porn name - you take your childhood pet for your first name and the street you grew up with as your last name. Ill start: Stormy Washington! Have fun Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Katy Miller. (Screw you, Adamski. Neener neener neener!) Not bad. Not bad at all. *stRgrl*, that's a good one but it sounds rather masculine.
Captain Spike Baileyana! When I was very little, my first pet was a cactus. It was called Captain Spike because, well, it had spikes, and "Captain" just sounds cool. Then I had a black moore fish, which I also named Captain Spike. The dog ate it. Then I had several more black moore fishies over a few years, all with the same name. Then I had a puppy called Judy.
adult industry, welcome your newest member... Ceasar Beatrix. But is it not a problem that Beatrix is the name of our queen? lol.
Well, my first dogs name was Lady, shall I rename myself to: Lady Washington!!! (I think it sounds a little better) Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Gandalf Eighth Avenue. Gandalf is the name of my male lovebird (Galadriel is the name of the female one, cool pair, eh?), and the two birds are really the first pets that are completely mine, the rest belong to the family (if you want to think of it that way). Eighth Avenue was the street my apartment building was on back in Brooklyn, but if it were to be updated I'd be: Gandalf Upper Dunbar. You choose which one is better!
I am *Drum roll* *everyone waits in breathless anticipation* Tipsy Langley YAPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Tiny Henna Professor. I had two cats Tiny and Henna, and we lived near the university where all the streets were named accordingly. So first we lived on the Professor road, and then on the Scientist road.
BRUT BANGER or................. HARD HARRY or................... TERRY TITS or................... LYLE (just a cool name)
I think we may have a winner here Bebelina!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! And our runner up: And Psycho, I think this one really does work for you.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I think we have a winner! Although there all great! Im dying to know goofyfishs'. I think it just might be Goofy Fish!!!! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!