Poems.....Must be made my members only!

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  1. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I wandered lonely as a cloud.....
     
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  3. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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    hi All

    check this out

    my entries weekends work

    Well I'm sittin on my lunch break, grinnin my teeth (my teeth)
    It's the last day of the week, boy what a relief (relief)
    My muscles kind of ache, they felt rigid and stuff
    so I looked around, and I smoked this big fat spliff
    Now I'm happy as can be I'm in this pothead spell
    I put some Visine in my eyes so that no one can tell
    It's 12:55 almost time for the bell
    Put the breathmints in the mouth so that the mouth don't smell
    Now back on the job, I don't bother no one
    I keep strictly to myself and all my work gets done
    Now the job's finally over it's time to have fun
    and I'm hangin out with Trevor there's a kid named John
    Got real drunker than a skunk and happy as can be
    We went, to the Latin Quarters and we got in free
    Scoopin all the girls like nuttin with my trunk jewelry
    cause I'ma fly brown brother and you can't school me
    Boogie Down was performin hey they ain't no joke
    And a bunch of Brooklyn kids was lookin all down my throat
    Was it my big chains with the big plates on em?
    Then they rolled on me and told me to run em



    What you think
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    take it ez
    zak
     
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  5. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    wasn't directed at you

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    ........those ppl know who they are
    putttttyyyyyy cat.......ersssss Mr Happy Pants:bugeye:
     
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  8. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Daffy Duckodils-- Oli Wordsworth

    I wandered lonely as a cloud
    That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
    this poem's not allowed:
    I keep taking all my pills
    the one of green, the ones of red
    I think I should'a stayed in bed

    Continuous as the stars that shine
    get the f*ck outta my way
    those are yours, THESE are mine
    I got them off E-Bay
    Ten thousand in a swallow
    I wonder why my head feels hollow
     
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    lolol now we are getting somewhere........

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    good job
     
  10. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Daffy dill is not a duck
    He says no quack, he says but cluck
    The quack is where he gets his pills I say
    That keep him trying to swim in the bay.
     
  11. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Don't diss Daffy,
    dis duck's da man,
    dissing Daffy's dangerous
    I'm his biggest fan.
     
  12. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Daffy Dill
    Popped a pill
    And went swimming in the water
    Though crap should float,
    Daffy shoulda used a boat
    Cos he wound up full of water.
     
  13. Zakariya04 and it was Valued Senior Member

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  14. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    The Joy of Numeracy

    S = u t + ½ a t[sup]2[/sup]
    has a joyous concinnity,
    ‘less you’re mentally impaired

    v[sup]2[/sup] = u[sup]2[/sup] + 2 a s
    is of sufficient elegance,
    to pull you through any mess

    e[sup]i.pi[/sup] + 1 = 0
    the man who discovered that
    must be some sort of hero
     
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    %@$%#$^%#$%@#$@#$#@$
    fuking hell I made a big long poem.........
    and I wasn't logged in and LOST IT
    @WR$@#$#@$$#@^%$#^%$^%$^%$^54

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  17. original sine Registered Senior Member

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    That probably says more than your other poetry could have. O Fortuna! Tragic! Lament!
     
  18. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    Abstract poetry??

    ....I don't get it. :shrug:
     
  19. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    :bawl:
     
  20. original sine Registered Senior Member

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    Hah, don't take the wrong meaning from what I say. I'm just saying that those two lines are a story in their own way.
     
  21. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    lol yeah mostly made up of 4 letter words

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    lol
     
  22. fishtail Registered Senior Member

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    Down in the jungle where the green gass grows
    lays S----y whith out no clothes
    Along comes Mr ------ clipity clipity clop
    down goes his trousers out comes his c--k

    Three months later all goes well
    six months later belly begins to swell
    nine months later pop bang wheeze
    out pops ------ not to big
    not to small
    but the poor little bugger only has one ball.
     
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    very interesting lol
     

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