hi All check this out my entries weekends work Well I'm sittin on my lunch break, grinnin my teeth (my teeth) It's the last day of the week, boy what a relief (relief) My muscles kind of ache, they felt rigid and stuff so I looked around, and I smoked this big fat spliff Now I'm happy as can be I'm in this pothead spell I put some Visine in my eyes so that no one can tell It's 12:55 almost time for the bell Put the breathmints in the mouth so that the mouth don't smell Now back on the job, I don't bother no one I keep strictly to myself and all my work gets done Now the job's finally over it's time to have fun and I'm hangin out with Trevor there's a kid named John Got real drunker than a skunk and happy as can be We went, to the Latin Quarters and we got in free Scoopin all the girls like nuttin with my trunk jewelry cause I'ma fly brown brother and you can't school me Boogie Down was performin hey they ain't no joke And a bunch of Brooklyn kids was lookin all down my throat Was it my big chains with the big plates on em? Then they rolled on me and told me to run em What you think ~~~~~~~~~~~ take it ez zak
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Daffy Duckodils-- Oli Wordsworth I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills, this poem's not allowed: I keep taking all my pills the one of green, the ones of red I think I should'a stayed in bed Continuous as the stars that shine get the f*ck outta my way those are yours, THESE are mine I got them off E-Bay Ten thousand in a swallow I wonder why my head feels hollow
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Daffy dill is not a duck He says no quack, he says but cluck The quack is where he gets his pills I say That keep him trying to swim in the bay.
Daffy Dill Popped a pill And went swimming in the water Though crap should float, Daffy shoulda used a boat Cos he wound up full of water.
The Joy of Numeracy S = u t + ½ a t[sup]2[/sup] has a joyous concinnity, ‘less you’re mentally impaired v[sup]2[/sup] = u[sup]2[/sup] + 2 a s is of sufficient elegance, to pull you through any mess e[sup]i.pi[/sup] + 1 = 0 the man who discovered that must be some sort of hero
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Hah, don't take the wrong meaning from what I say. I'm just saying that those two lines are a story in their own way.
Down in the jungle where the green gass grows lays S----y whith out no clothes Along comes Mr ------ clipity clipity clop down goes his trousers out comes his c--k Three months later all goes well six months later belly begins to swell nine months later pop bang wheeze out pops ------ not to big not to small but the poor little bugger only has one ball.