Pick up Lines for Dark...

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by shorty_37, Jun 13, 2007.

  1. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    Then she's not really my type anyway.

    It's all about the confidence. I bet you could pick up chicks with that. I mean, Woody Allen pulls chicks, and look at him.
     
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  3. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    ummmmmm what did you just say.......and i left my wallet in the car sorry

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  5. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    No, the "buy me a drink" was HER contribution to the conversation.

    Although I do remember being asked about the physics of nuclear weaponry one night.
    But that doesn't count because she was gay, therefore it wasn't a chat up line.
     
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  7. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i would never ask someone to buy me a drink
     
  8. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    You're kidding?

    A couple of years ago while in Prague I successfully trained one of the female students:
    sick of being asked "are you sure?" every time I offered her a drink (because if I weren't sure I wouldn't have offered, simple).
    By the end of the evening she was saying "I'm thirsty, buy me another drink you bastard" (jocularly of course...).
    There's reticence and there's false reticence.
     
  9. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    hmmmmmmmmI guess I am just not that bold....
     
  10. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    the chat up line he could use could be:

    you do look good in those clothes but they will look so much better on my bedroom floor!!
     
  11. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I got one.

    "Hi, I'm Sam."
     
  12. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Speed dating
     
  13. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Just find something to comment on that may spark a conversation.

    While standing next to her at the bar, waiting for the bartender to come take your order...
    "That's got to be the ugliest lamp I have ever seen."
    Maybe if she's watching the game...
    "What's the score?"

    Just start a conversation.
     
  14. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    "Did you know that according to quantum theory there's only around 10^99 discrete locations in the universe? Maybe you'd better stay at my place tonight to let someone else move about..."
     
  15. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    :roflmao: omg you guys and all your SHIT........lmao

    I agree with RAVEN just start something........

    Sometimes men start up conversations with me like for instance
    I was shopping for clothes (winners) both men and womens clothes.
    And this guy was looking at me for a while i could see. He came over with
    a shirt and politely said......you look like you have good taste can you tell me if you think this shirt suits me? holding it up.......I said yes I think so....we both kinda chuckled and talked a bit........nothing happened of course............

    Nietzche was at home......I mean if he wasn't well lets not go there
    :roflmao:
     
  16. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    These don't work that well because the conversation always dies pretty quickly. Maybe it's easier for attractive guys, but I've always found that if I can't get a woman to laugh, or exhibit some sort of emotional response, the conversation quickly ends.
     
  17. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Of course the conversation has to be at least somewhat interesting and amusing.

    "Pick up lines" fail for the same reason, because after the line, there is nothing to follow it.
    You can't just do one line after another.
    They are ways to get the door open and start a conversation with her - ice breakers.
    So are the things I said.

    If he can't hold a conversation, THAT'S what he needs to work on - not new and unique lines.
     
  18. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    I thought that this was understodd, but ok.
     
  19. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    This is why I pointed that out.

    If the conversation is dying quickly, new "lines" will not help.
     
  20. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    "Hi female, wanna mate?"
     
  21. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    hi your in a bar getting drunk, you must be single or an alcoholic, either way do you want to venture back to my parents house where we can mate in semi privacy?


    peace.
     
  22. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    I disagree---you have to use the lines carefully, and then you can gauge the reaction of the victi.....targe.....young lady in whom your interests lie. If she is generally responsive and the body language is good, then you can gain a lot of information from the way she responds. Some girls aren't so receptive, and you can see this, and change the conversation accordingly.
     
  23. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    :roflmao:

    He REALLY needs to move out of his parent's house.
     

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