Personal Diary: 20 days of starvation

Discussion in 'Health & Fitness' started by draqon, Apr 29, 2009.

  1. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Yea, keep it to yourself please..
     
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  3. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    So how many days did you make it Draq? Did you experience some cleansing? (read: really stinky poops)
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    Enmos don't go the way takandjive went, please.

    I got enough enemies up my sleeve.
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am generally very clean inside. I fart a lot, thou.
     
  8. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    I fasted for 3 days once...and I experienced some serious "cleansing"...we're talking paint peelers.
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    For Gods sake, dude.. I asked you :bugeye:
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    I fasted once a week and 2 days, what I experienced was being so weak like I could just collapse right there and sleep on the dirt of the road in the middle of everything.

    Drink more water next time.
     
  11. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    VI has NEVER discussed her bowel movements with me. She has some class that way. Even if she did, she has the good sense to understand context. I don't want to hear about your gross ass EVER. It's vulgar.

    I'm here to read about a 20 day fast, which you're not doing anyway.

    And you're waaaaaay too low on my totem to even be considered an enemy. I regard you about as highly as I do a gnat,
    You're a pig.

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    BIGGER PIG! Ugh. You're such a brat.

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  12. John99 Banned Banned

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  13. draqon Banned Banned

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    Thats what I get for opening myself up, John99. I am lower than a gnat you see, a mosquito to her is more precious than I am. No wonder she teamed up with VI.
     
  14. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    bugs are a good source of protein ...hungry yet ??
     
  15. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    You could always try an "oxygen starvation diet" if it's gotten to you that badly.

    I hear you can do wonders with simple tools like an ordinary plastic bag...
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    You are one line away from being in the same group of people classified as enemies.
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    You know what, **** you all haters.

    And thank you all those who supported and are supporting me, you know who you are.
     
  18. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Speaking of enemas - what about shooting some cranberry juice into your proverbial "nether regions" ?

    Heaven only knows what wild & wacky effect might result !
     
  19. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    god you're way too serious dude.. get a grip
     
  20. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Yes.

    Get a grip on the enema injector...

    ...filled with luscious red cran juice-a-roony !!!!
     
  21. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    I didn't mean you killjoy ... i meant drag on
     
  22. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    LoL

    I know, but I had to mention it again, as there's that ever-so-slight chance he might actually try it.

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  23. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    one can wonder

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