Personal Diary: 20 days of starvation

Discussion in 'Health & Fitness' started by draqon, Apr 29, 2009.

  1. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    1. Society

    Take a look at any magazine cover or t.v. show
    and you will see nothing but size 2 and under women.
    Hollywood and the media perpetuate skinny women
    as being “hot”. Back in the 1600’s, this was not the case.
    Women that were “pleasantly plump” (even downright obese)
    were seen as beautiful because their size suggested that they
    would be good child bearers and mothers. Skinny chicks back in
    those days were looked upon as poor and malnourished.
    I think any guy that is having a problem getting a skinny chick
    in this day and age should devote his efforts to building a time
    machine back to the 1600’s. Jackpot, baby.

    2. Porn

    A good portion of the guys out there watch insane amounts of
    porn. Almost all of these porn models have perfect asses,
    skinny legs and arms and big breasts. To a guy, porn is like
    a sacrament. It is how most guys learn about sex and what
    a girl looks like with her clothes off. I would go as far as
    saying that porn for most guys is like having a second girlfriend.
    She doesn’t care how hung or buff you are, she is always there
    whenever you need her and in those times when a real woman is
    hard to find…..She will be only a few mouse-clicks away.
    With all that being said, is it any wonder why guys tend to
    think that chicks in real life with “banging bodies” are hot?

    3. Sex

    Guys don’t like to see arm fat and belly fat and insane amounts
    of leg fat on a girl they are having sex with. Most guys would
    say that this is a complete turn-off. When a guy sees a girl
    in real life, he sometimes pictures what she would look like
    having sex with him. If all he can see is a big belly, he might
    get a bit (read: totally) turned off.

    A skinny girl can also do things in bed that a “bigger” girl
    would have a hard time with. The word “spinner” comes
    to mind….

    4. Bragging rights

    Most guys like to show off their skinny trophy girlfriends to
    their friends and the public in general. It gives them a sense
    of pride and ownership of such a “valuable asset” and some
    might even go as far as to revel in the fact that they are
    making other men jealous. Guys are also keenly aware
    that if they are dating a “fat chick”, their friends would
    have a ton of material (no pun intended) to make fun
    of them with.

    5. Low self esteem
    This one goes hand in hand with the #4 reason. Guys that
    tend to like to show off their girlfriends usually have low self
    esteem. By having other guys (including their friends) look
    at their girlfriend and in some cases act jealous, it reaffirms
    their self worth on a daily basis.

    6. The protector

    Some guys want to feel like they are the sole
    protector of their girlfriend. As such, a skinny girl
    would fit snugly inside his arms and he could hold her
    and feel that she is his little angel. He could curl
    up with her on the sofa when watching a movie and
    she would fit right into the couch.

    7. A sense of accomplishment

    Generally speaking, skinny “hot” chicks have a ton
    of self confidence, and as such, are a bit harder to
    get a date with (because a wider dating pool is open
    to them than to girls that are “bigger”). Guys that can successfully
    score a date (or more) with a skinny girl tend to feel
    that they have actually put in work and were rewarded
    greatly for their efforts. Don’t believe me? Take any
    normal looking guy out to a bar and set him off on
    a mission to get phone numbers. Chances are that
    the majority of the phone numbers he will get are from
    girls that aren’t secure with the way their bodies look.
    Girls that are willing to take anything that is thrown their way.

    Chances are if he is very lucky, he might get that
    skinny chick at the bar to give him her number. More likely
    than not, she won’t because almost all the guys in the
    bar are vying for her attention. This potential denial
    in and of itself makes a guy want a skinny chick just
    that much more. You always want what you can’t have.

    And the final reason (and most likely) why some guys
    are really and truly only attracted to skinny women:

    8. Guy that only date skinny girls are shallow
    assholes that will one day wind up being 40, single,
    and balding with a huge beer belly, going to community college
    classes at night with the sole intention of trying to pick
    up some 18 year old piece of ass.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that….because if you
    are a guy that is 40 years old, fat, balding and taking community
    college courses at night for the sole intention of getting a younger
    female (and you are successful), my hat is off you.

    Rock on brother !!
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    dude I am 22 years old.
     
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  5. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    dude I didn't write this

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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    So eat some pussy !
     
  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Hehe

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    :cheers:
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Mmmm Cranberry cake !

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  10. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    Sorry!
     
  11. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Anyhow, why did you chose cranberry juice instead of apple juice or OJ? Is there any extra benefit of the cranberry (beside for people with kidneystones)?
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    antibacterial and antiviral properties.
    During my previous days of "silence" I had a weak immune system, cranberry juice should keep my safe.
    When I walked on a street my head used to spin, the lights used to dim and flicker, I used to get *stars* from a bit of pressure.
     
  13. draqon Banned Banned

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    Apology accepted, my friend.

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  14. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    It clears up UTIs.
     
  15. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I thought it only prevented it.
     
  16. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe that's it. I've heard of both.
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    no I do not have urinary infections.
     
  18. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    I don't want to know anything about your urinary tract now or ever.
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    yeah well why mention UTI than

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  20. takandjive Killer Queen Registered Senior Member

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    It's like bringing up that fiber is good for you. Doesn't mean I want to hear about your shit.
     
  21. draqon Banned Banned

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    well than why are you here? :bugeye:

    So VI's shit you want to hear about, but my shit you don't want to hear about.

    How convenient of you.
     
  22. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    As if your shit would look normal after all that cranberry juice..

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  23. draqon Banned Banned

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    thats a whole another issue.
     

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