Open Sciforums to Aliens

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  1. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    Just be more careful next time.

    Anyway, how are you going to interface with that satellite that exists in hyperspace adjacent to the earth? You need some kind of c to c' EM wave converter. Do you know how to build one?
     
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  3. Stoniphi obscurely fossiliferous Valued Senior Member

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    Ritalin would be effective for the hyper part of hyperspace.....chill it out and calm it down until it got slow enough to see well.

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  5. rodereve Registered Member

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    All of the sudden.....

    The irony kills me. OWWW!!!!

    Just be more careful next time when correcting others. You might look like a complete idiot.
     
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  7. rodereve Registered Member

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    By the way, if you haven't realized yet, the correct term is "all of a sudden"
     
  8. Billy T Use Sugar Cane Alcohol car Fuel Valued Senior Member

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    How do you know it is not open to aliens? In fact how do you know we are not all bots, except for the few aliens who do post?
     
  9. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Cow on the Left:
    Aliens? Ain't seen one around here since they cut up haff the herd.
    Cow on the Right:
    Are you Talkin' ter strangers agin? Will yew never learn?
     
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  10. kwhilborn Banned Banned

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    Don't need Aliens with talking cows around.

    An Alien looked at last post and said, "Look at that big bunch of cows." Captain Kremmen replied, "Not bunch, but herd". "Heard what?" "Herd of cows". "Sure, I've heard of cows, there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."

    There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd. The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

    oooooooooooooo, as a cow with no lips would say.

    This post is udder nonsense.

    Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs..... Cause the cow has the Udder.

    My all time fav cow joke though my kids have heard 1000 times.

    Me: Knock Knock
    Kid: Who's there
    Me: Interrupting Cow
    Kid: Interrupting C-
    Me: (Yell) MOOOOO!
    kid: (Continues) -ow who?

    It's much funnier after a few hundred times.
     
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    Things is awful spooky this tarm o' day, don't yer think?
     
  12. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    That's where Bluebell went. Ran down them steps. Never saw sight of her agin.
     
  13. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    A cow wonders.......................

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    Is there cows up there looking up at us looking up at them?
    Or are we the only cows in the Universe?
     
  14. kwhilborn Banned Banned

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    Well it was Cowpernicus who developed the idea of a a Sun-Centered Solar System.
     
  15. AlexG Like nailing Jello to a tree Valued Senior Member

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  16. Billy T Use Sugar Cane Alcohol car Fuel Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, and as it is impossible for a cow to make Bull Shit, it must be true.
     
  17. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Heh Heh

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    You are improving.
     
  18. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    @Alex

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    I like it, but that's the worst cow drawing ever.
     
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  19. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    A cow farmer talks about his new labour-saving equipment:

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    "Easy Peasy.
    Two hours since I set off from Cowtown, Kansas, and I'm half way there already.
    Why didn't they invent this years ago?
    (sings) Close, Fold, Pull, and Go. Better than an Esk-ee-mo.
    Mmmh....... Maybe I could make money writing a jingle.....................
    Gosh Durnit, I forgot the cow!"
     
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  20. kwhilborn Banned Banned

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    My Mom's so fat ... When she stands up she leaves crop circles.

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  21. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    I never leave crop circles, but sometimes I leave crisp circles.
    (crisps are the English word for chips)

    I like it. Where's that statue?


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    Brother Bulls and Sister Cows.
    The ayleens took me, but now I have returned,
    to teach you new ways.


    BTW, this thread has had a huge number of views, over 27,000
    The cows are watching us.
     

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