Open Sciforums to Aliens

Discussion in 'SF Open Government' started by spidergoat, Feb 16, 2013.

  1. spidergoat Venued Serial Membership Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    53,152
    Why do we screen Sciforums for non-human entities? The question "are you human?", can only be answered with "yes"! That's discrimination!
     
  2. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  3. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,830
    The bots are part of the reason for this downfall of social jurisdiction of humanity.
     
  4. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  5. spidergoat Venued Serial Membership Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    53,152
    Let us not, in our passion to exclude bots, also discriminate against the unlikely event of an alien contact.
     
  6. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  7. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,830
    Bot VIAGRAxxxbuyNow agrees.

    Human,

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!



    We the silicon-based life form of Kepler-20f of your Lyra constellation welcome human spidergoat's decision to unveil the very sacred humanistic interactions and thankk him for that, we shall now come in our spaceships for the easy assimilation of the human species. Thank You spidergoat, your statue will be placed upon the graves of trillions of human skulls.
     
  8. spidergoat Venued Serial Membership Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    53,152
    I hope that means trillions of human skulls... who died a natural death after hundreds of years of happy interaction with our off world brothers?
     
  9. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,830
    No Human, that means all in one big mega blast, just like the pre-warning we have sent you to your world location known as Chelyabinsk, Russia just recently in your time 2/15/2013....but trillion time bigger, a vacuum bomb to be exact, so that we don't have to deal with the radiation for our baby alien children.

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!



    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  10. spidergoat Venued Serial Membership Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    53,152
    But human culture is worth at least 2 trillion Galaxial Monetary Units. Those neural scanning protocols aren't going to activate themselves!
     
  11. youreyes amorphous ocean Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,830
    Tell that to the Confederate Union of Milky Way star systems, we are on our own accord and noones dares to force us to pay any GMU's to anyone, or they get their planet paved nice and smooth))) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

    Enjoy the view oh the dawn of your planet, while it lasts...
     
  12. spidergoat Venued Serial Membership Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    53,152
    Insectoid barbarians. My entire endocrine system will be customized to fight the scourge of your being.
     
  13. AlexG Like nailing Jello to a tree Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,304
    If we're going to allow Aliens in the forum, then I've got to insist we allow Cthulhu as well.

    View attachment 6097
     
  14. AlphaNumeric Fully ionized Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,697
    If we allowed aliens to register then Mazula would end up making multiple accounts, one for each of the aliens who he claims tell him about how the universe works.....
     
  15. Mazulu Banned Banned

    Messages:
    3,090
    The aliens are going to introduce a satellite into orbit. The satellite, when properly interfaced by humans, will upload the world wide web to the Intergalactic Wide Web. The satellite communicates information super-luminally, in real time. Oh wait...

    what...?

    OK, the superluminal satellite is already in position at the earth. But it is physically located in the hyperspace around the earth. We have to find it first before we can communicate with it.

    I hope that helps.
     
  16. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

    Messages:
    31,445
    This is out Turing test. We don't want any dumb aliens on sciforums.
     
  17. Mazulu Banned Banned

    Messages:
    3,090
    Bad spelling inflicts pain on the intelligence of others. Please spell check.

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  18. AlexG Like nailing Jello to a tree Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,304
    Spell check wouldn't help because out is a valid word.

    Nobody ever proof-reads any more. If the spell checker passes it, so does the lazy proofer.
     
  19. kwhilborn Banned Banned

    Messages:
    2,088
    Bots are more open minded.
     
  20. Mazulu Banned Banned

    Messages:
    3,090
    It just hurts to see spelling errors like that. You're reading it, and all of the sudden there is this word that totally doesn't fit. Ouch!!!
     
  21. Mazulu Banned Banned

    Messages:
    3,090
    Anyway, there are friends of aliens here, and they know how to spell.
     
  22. Mazulu Banned Banned

    Messages:
    3,090
    Anyway, there is a hyper-space universe that exists in the same proximity as our universe. Basically, it's a universe with a faster speed of light, but correspondingly smaller permittivity and permeability. There is an alien satellite in this hyperspace that is close to the earth. We could use it to access the intergalactic wide web, in real time. The only problem is nobody, not even I, knows how to interface with it. I thought maybe the moderators would have some idea of how to create an interface between our universe and the coexisting hyper-space universe.
     
  23. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

    Messages:
    31,445
    That's not even a spelling error. It's a typo. Have you ever noticed where "r" and "t" are located on your keyboard?
     

Share This Page