No Jesus Cream for you!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by ashura, Feb 12, 2008.

  1. ThinkingMansCrumpet Registered Member

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    It's a girl thing. 10C in imperial speak equates to 36 inches, C cup. And, i don't drink coffee.
     
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  3. Myles Registered Senior Member

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  5. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Thanks

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    You speak Dutch ?
     
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  7. ThinkingMansCrumpet Registered Member

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    Klein beetje. Ik gewerkt in Den Haag voor een tijdje. But I still mix up aardbeien with aambeien which is a problem when I order dessert sometimes ja?
     
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    That would be a problem, yea.. lol
     
  9. ThinkingMansCrumpet Registered Member

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    But very, very funny for you lot anyway...
    The Dutch have such a great sense of humour. I miss that.
    Here's a joke for you: What is the longest word in the Dutch language?
     
  10. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Wie wont in den Haag ? Stoortplaats. hij draagt en pluim op zijn hoed
     
  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I dunno.. hottentottensoldatententententoonstelling ?
     
  12. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Ik moet gaan nu. C u later. English from now on
     
  13. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Ok, zie je later

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  14. ThinkingMansCrumpet Registered Member

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    谢谢 xie xie ne.
     
  15. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    In denHaag er wont een graaf
    En zijn zohn heet Jantje.
    Als man vraagt,"war is papa?",
    Weet hij met de handtje.
    Met de fingertje en duim.
    Op zijn hoed hij draagt een pluim.
    Dag, mijn lirve Jantje !

    Oranje boven !
     
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  16. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Slan leat a ghradh !
     
  17. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    LOL

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    Ok, let me correct this

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    In Den Haag daar woont een graaf
    En zijn zoon heet Jantje.
    Als je vraagt, "waar is je vader?"
    Dan wijst hij met zijn handje.
    Met zijn vingertje en zijn duim,
    Op zijn hoed draagt hij een pluim,
    Aan zijn arm een mandje.
    (<- You forgot this one

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    Dag, mijn lieve Jantje!

    Oranje boven !


    Myles, you are German right ?
     
  18. John99 Banned Banned

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    He's Irish. Cant you tell?
     
  19. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Nein, ich bin ein Irlaender. Is Eireannach me. An tuigin tu e sin ?

    An bfhuil aithne agat ar an Burgomeister van Scheveingen ?

    Have you heard of Lautverschiebung ?
     
  20. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Dia dhuit a Sheain !
     
  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    No, the errors he made were typical for someone that speaks German.. :shrug:
     
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    What ? lol
    Sorry, but I can't decipher half of that.
     
  23. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    That's because it's Irish, not German.

    There's a children's rhyme about the Burgomijster of Schevningen who came to a rive and wanted oversprengen. Do you know it.

    Jaob Grimm was , among other things, a philologist. He noticed what he called Lautverschiebung among related languages, Examples

    Haus, huis., house,
    Laus, luis, louse.
    Brot, Brod ? Bread
    Wasser, water, water and so on.

    Medial and final letters change from one language to another, e.g, final t in Brot become d in English, bread. I'm sure you will find lots more examples/

    I have tried it with Irish, Manx and Scottish Gaelic and it works out.

    I have also compared Irish with Welsh, Cornish and Breton, which are cousins, so to speak. There are fewer similarities but I have found some

    Plattdeutsch is closer to Dutch than is Hochdeutsch.

    My Irish should have accents but I cannot find them on my keyboard. I have a feeling that talking with disrespect abot god cream may return us to the Tower of Babel.

    Ps Thanks for sorting out the children's rhyme for me. I was relying on memory and sound a, as I have never seen it written.
     

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