New Horizons For Life

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by lixluke, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    1. I threw up my website without really working on it at all. I had been wanting to completely change it since I published it, but never got around to it. Thanks whoever it was that pointed out the wrong spelling of 'principles', I was able to make necessary corrections. I reworded everything accordingly.

    2. Everybody seems to be convinced that going into prostitution is a great idea. So Monday, I should be out looking for something. I want to wait tables, so I hope I can handle it. I created a fake resume full of fake table waiting experience. Doing this should bring me about $1,000 so that I can catch up all of my living expenses, and proceed with the next stage.

    3. Raising $5k-10k online. So after making about $1,000 to stabilitize myself, I can add some information on my website to collect funding from sponsors who are interested in supporting my career.

    4. I also have 3 other ideas for raising money.
    - Sell all the stuff in my closet.
    - Sell custom-built PCs.
    - Open a home office.

    The home office requires a desk, computer, internet, printer/fax/copier, state registered business, tax id. I have all of that. I will then need a business account, phone/fax line, and merchant account (or Paypal). With my home-office setup, I can make money doing office stuff.

    5. After raising about 5k-10k, I can cut down on my fund raising ideas, and move onto full scale production. Releasing material that will rocket me right to the top of the charts.
     
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  3. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Typical 'luke.
    Starts his "career" on a foundation of dishonesty...
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    BTW, you misspelt:
    stabilitize
    carreer
    cutom
    rasing

    incorrectly capitalised
    paypal

    and a grammatical error here:
    that will rocket my right to the top of the charts.

    Let me know when the first one is released: I'll avoid the record shops.
     
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  5. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Congrats.

    I would have, but it don't confront me - 'long as I git mah money nex' Friday...

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  7. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Ya but you have to prostitute yourself just to get money.
     
  8. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    Whats in your closet?
     
  9. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Fucking gold.
     
  10. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Certainly nothing gay. Antiques and stuff I could get a few thousand dollars off of if I put it on Ebay or somewhere.
     
  11. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS?

    Jesus why didnt you pawn it all off?! And fund your CD making enterprise.
     
  12. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Well, I can imagine. I don't think websites digest very easy. You should try sticking to the typical food groups like meats and greens.

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