New Horizons For Life

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by lixluke, Jan 23, 2010.

1. lixlukeRefined ReinventionValued Senior Member

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1. I threw up my website without really working on it at all. I had been wanting to completely change it since I published it, but never got around to it. Thanks whoever it was that pointed out the wrong spelling of 'principles', I was able to make necessary corrections. I reworded everything accordingly.

2. Everybody seems to be convinced that going into prostitution is a great idea. So Monday, I should be out looking for something. I want to wait tables, so I hope I can handle it. I created a fake resume full of fake table waiting experience. Doing this should bring me about $1,000 so that I can catch up all of my living expenses, and proceed with the next stage. 3. Raising$5k-10k online. So after making about \$1,000 to stabilitize myself, I can add some information on my website to collect funding from sponsors who are interested in supporting my career.

4. I also have 3 other ideas for raising money.
- Sell all the stuff in my closet.
- Sell custom-built PCs.
- Open a home office.

The home office requires a desk, computer, internet, printer/fax/copier, state registered business, tax id. I have all of that. I will then need a business account, phone/fax line, and merchant account (or Paypal). With my home-office setup, I can make money doing office stuff.

5. After raising about 5k-10k, I can cut down on my fund raising ideas, and move onto full scale production. Releasing material that will rocket me right to the top of the charts.

Last edited: Jan 24, 2010

3. DywyddyrPenguinaciously duckalicious.Valued Senior Member

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Typical 'luke.
Starts his "career" on a foundation of dishonesty...
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BTW, you misspelt:
stabilitize
carreer
cutom
rasing

incorrectly capitalised
paypal

and a grammatical error here:
that will rocket my right to the top of the charts.

Let me know when the first one is released: I'll avoid the record shops.

5. KilljoyPropelling The Farce!!Valued Senior Member

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Congrats.

I would have, but it don't confront me - 'long as I git mah money nex' Friday...

7. lixlukeRefined ReinventionValued Senior Member

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Ya but you have to prostitute yourself just to get money.

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9. AbsaneRocket SurgeonValued Senior Member

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Fucking gold.

10. lixlukeRefined ReinventionValued Senior Member

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Certainly nothing gay. Antiques and stuff I could get a few thousand dollars off of if I put it on Ebay or somewhere.

11. PinwheelBannedBanned

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A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS?

Jesus why didnt you pawn it all off?! And fund your CD making enterprise.

12. ThoreauValued Senior Member

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Well, I can imagine. I don't think websites digest very easy. You should try sticking to the typical food groups like meats and greens.