My Husband, the Idiot

I swear, that man makes my eye twitch

We were watching Star Wars-Phantom Menace. This is the discussion we had:
Him - "Is that person in the red robe with the hood Darth Vader?"
Me - "No, that's one of Padme's handmaidens. Darth Vader is that little boy"
Him - "Isn't that Anikin Skywalker?"
Me - "Yes"
Him - "Isn't that Luke Skywalkers kid?"
Me - :wallbang: "No. That little boy is Luke's dad. He grows up to be Darth Vader"
10 minutes later
Him - "Is that guy in the robe Darth Vader"
Me - ('that guy' is Qui-Gon Jinn) "Yes, honey, yes it is" :wallbang:

That movie came out how many years ago?? In all that time he never grasped the concept that is was a prequel??

 

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No, Darth Vader is here

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I guess thats why he's your husband

 

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This is the same guy that set your lawn on fire?

 

And gave $120.00 to a little old lady because she was crying?

 

yes, he set the lawn on fire, but no he didn't give a crying old lady $120. He gave the pharmacy $120 and they gave a crying old lady her medicine.

 

Same thing as giving her the money.

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No its not. I frequently give money to people who give food to animals.

 

What an [enc]Idoit[/enc]

 

I died a little bit inside after reading this.

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I think Star Wars fans everywhere died a little bit.

 

PM destroyed Starwars for me.

"3PO...I ... AM...your father."

 

I took in a stray dog about 4 months ago that I'm now fostering for the SPCA, so he can be adopted by a family when he's ready. Does that qualify? Checks are fine but I prefer money orders.

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For example, it is better give food or medicine to drug addict than money.

 

Crap...what they need is, drugs.

 

Sure. Just send me your name, address, SSN (to check accuracy of previous) and personal checking account number.

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If you want to give drugs to them, you have to give food as well. Otherwise they might die.

 

Drug laced food is the way to go

 

I have a great recipe for brownies!

 

I don't blame him, who could follow that crap besides a nerd with no life.

 

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