My cat

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by Absane, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnLlHtb6NLU

    I'd also like to add that this is the ONLY cat I've ever known that thoroughly enjoys being chased by me. She treats it like a game and even INVITES me to chase her. In fact, she'll even want me to play a game with her where I sneak up on her and try to scare her. When I get tired of that, she tries to do the same to me.

    How much comedic value does your feline friend bring to your life?
     
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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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  5. pjdude1219 The biscuit has risen Valued Senior Member

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    great before he went MIA he did lots of weird things. for instance he loved to sit in the middle of puddles for some reason
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Aren't cats awesome?

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    He (?) probably likes the warmth your laptop is giving off.
     
  8. Mr MacGillivray Banned Banned

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    Real pack leaders have dogs.
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Poor dogs..
     
  10. Mr MacGillivray Banned Banned

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    true, most dogs don't have an income.
     
  11. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Nice cat, absane. Two months?

    I have a better question, however: what makes cats so goddamn stupid that, when moved, they move back onto the same damn thing? It strikes me as maladaptive. I mean, do they not know I am considering killing them for it? FFS.

    I also got to hear the voice of absane. Like wheels that should not be turning in my mind.
     
  12. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    You're looking at it from a human perspective you anti-cattist.
    The correct question is: what makes people so stupid that they insist in repeatedly moving me off the bestest relaxing/ sleeping/ washing spot in the world?
     
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  13. Mr MacGillivray Banned Banned

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    Domestication.

    Same happened to humans.
     
  14. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Let me commence my remarks by damning you both.

    But it isn't! It's a frigging keyboard! It doesn't give off heat, it doesn't do anything except click. Are we meant to believe it's some kind of special back-saving mattress for cats? No! They're doing it deliberately to screw with us!

    Lies. I have never sat on a keyboard, or not more than once.
     
  15. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    But cats like them. Duh.

    You have a suspicious mind.
    Just like my sister.
    She's convinced that her kitten wakes her up at 4 in the morning to play because it's evil. She doesn't understand that it's necessary.*

    * If it wasn't the cat wouldn't do it.
     
  16. Bells Staff Member

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    Cute cat Absane!

    Hmmm..

    Stalker alert?
     
  17. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    You're really very strange, aren't you?


    Dwy: I think it's not that the cats like them, but that they know we use them. It's a passive-aggressive thing.
     
  18. Bells Staff Member

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    Jokes pass you by often?


    It's a cat.

    Passive/aggressive is normal. They will sit and sleep wherever they so choose and everyone be damned.
     
  19. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    But never stalkers.

    The cat could sit anywhere. It chooses to move back onto the keyboard. It's assholish.
     
  20. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Don't be silly.
    If they weren't meant for cats to use why would they be on the same planet?
     
  21. Bells Staff Member

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    Mmmm...



    Well duh!

    In every sense of the word. It was wiping its arsehole all over the keyboard and enjoying it!

    It's a cat. It is what they do. That is where it chose to sleep and that is where it will sleep.
     
  22. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    It might have worms.
    Try licking the keys, and see if they taste like cinammon.
     
  23. Bells Staff Member

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    What. The. Hell..

    ??


    Eww.. :bawl:
     

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