Most profound poem EVER

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  1. android nothing human inside Registered Senior Member

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    Rip the sacred flesh
    Sodomize the holy asshole
    Drink the red blood of the mother of earth
    Masturbation on the dead body of christ
    The king of Jews is dead
    and so are the lies
    Vomit on the host of Heaven
    Masturbate on the throne of God
    Break the seals of angels
    Drink the sweet blood of Christ
    Taste the flesh of the priest
    Sodomize holy nuns
    The king of Jews is a liar
    The Heavens will burn
    Dethrone the son of God
    God is dead
    Holyness is gone
    Purity is gone
    Prayers are burned
    Covered in black shit
    Rape the holy ghost
    Unclean birth of Jesus Christ
    Heaven will fall
    Fuck the church
    Fuck Christ
    Fuck the Virgin
    Fuck the gods of Heaven
    Fuck the name of Jesus
     
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  3. Zappa Looking around me, in awe. Registered Senior Member

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    *wipes tear from eye*

    ..I'm speechless, really.
     
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  5. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    "Most Profound" in this case somehow equivalent to "Stupidest", one presumes...

    Here's my entry, contest or no...

    Hey boppa-loola, man you be da stoopidest
    Tape-loopa boopa, you done got yo'se'f stoopidest
    Arrrr, by cracky, yer bunged up loik th' stoopidest
    Oy Vey "Goyyo", Bubbalah you got stoopidest
    Whoop it up, celebrate ! you've made stoopidest
    Hackey sack off yer noggin', man, you got down to the stoopidest
    Whack attack by da' mob - Badda Bing ! fukkin stoopidest
    Pray reveal, what's the deal ? How'd you make it to stoopidest ?
    Bobba-dobba-zop chobba-bap-boop: You da stoopidest !
    Chumpy jungle born crud snufflers dee-clare - you'z the stoopidest
    From 'pon cloudland on high 'tis declared Thou art stoopidest
    E=mc³ - you declare - 'cos you stoopidest !
    Twine loop shoe tie - you cain't ! you da stoopidest
    'Manny Kant midst his rants say: You stoopidest
    Pants on backward - that's you - see, your stoopidest
    Shoes on wrong feet (O' course, LoL) You stoopidest !
    Most contemp-shus, your plight as the stoopidest
    One might pity, but then, you've gone stoopidest
    'Rap it up - Yo, Yo, Ho - Ho: you stoopidest.

    Slab-a-dab, boo-da-bop, zibbidy-zibbidy-zibbidy-zibbidy-bop, chugga-chung-ching-zoo-bop,
    Doo-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....!!!!!!!!!!!

    (You da stoopidest !)
    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeahhhhhhhh....... !!!

    uh.

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  7. cole grey Hi Valued Senior Member

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    that's fresssshhhh.
     
  8. przyk squishy Valued Senior Member

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    Recovered organ carried something,
    Being strange but not a chainsaw having;
    The way the Manchester transplants,
    Eventually medical, and afterwards,
    It died of rabbit bites...

    (credits go to a friend of mine who put this poem together mostly from words picked at random out of an article on organ transplantation)
     
  9. Roman Banned Banned

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    You're friend's a moron. No offense.
     
  10. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    Android, I think the poem makes the Christian experience far too important. Why let those people have so much influence?
     
  11. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    lama lama,
    where art thy lama?
    here lama lama...
    here lama lama...
    and never did he show;

    lama lama, mama mama,
    where art thou?

    dharma dharma,
    lama lama,
    why forth thy so lama?

    karma karma!,
    karma karma!,
    where art thou?
    in the midst of the lama,
    mama mama,
    whert art dey?
     
  12. Cormac Registered Member

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    Nietzsche, Kant, Jesus, Aquinas--none is more profound than William Carlos Williams!
     
  13. przyk squishy Valued Senior Member

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    He'd only be a moron if he took his poem seriously. He was an immature 16 year old at the time who was having a bit of fun. Not a crime, I hope. I just don't like it when people call my friends morons without knowing anything about them.
     
  14. RubiksMaster Real eyes realize real lies Registered Senior Member

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    I'm sorry you feel this way. I truly am sorry for you.

    I don't think it is przyk's friend that is the moron...
     
  15. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    I truly am sorry for you.

    Don't be. It sounds like he's having a good time.
    Dee Cee
     
  16. RubiksMaster Real eyes realize real lies Registered Senior Member

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    But it's so hateful of him. Such disrespect...
     
  17. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    What about my poem?

    I look FORWARD to disrespect!

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  18. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    I have a poem, won't be same without you hearing the special rhythmic beat cos its what gives the poem its depth:

    Moon moon moon
    moon moon moon
    moon moon moon moon moon
    moon moon moon
     
  19. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    OK.

    You're a puddin' head...

    .
     
  20. android nothing human inside Registered Senior Member

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    To some degree, I agree; however, I see the poem in its brilliance as even transcending that: it's about a rejection of all absolutist/materialist spirituality, which can be seen in its major theme, or the reification and desecration of holy icons.
     
  21. Zarklephaser Registered Senior Member

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    You fucking idiot.
     
  22. Da Vinci Impossible is nothing Registered Senior Member

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    Couldn't have said it better myself.
     
  23. Dano9700 Registered Senior Member

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    If I were more Christian I'd be more offended... but luckily academia has managed to beat that out of me

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    Even so, I did find the poem offensive, but that's what gives it so much power. I was actually smarting at what I imagined more religious people's initial reactions would be. (" *Gasp* Ugh! Blasphemy! How evil!")

    More than anything, this poem aims for utter disrespect and offensiveness. I have to say, though, I found it oddly satisfying.
     

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