http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1700821,00.html?cnn=yes This is serious. Bet that they'll be some type of investigation: ... "It turns out that one of humanity's oldest professions may be even older than we thought: In a recent study of macaque monkeys in Indonesia, researchers found that male primates "paid" for sexual access to females — and that the going rate for such access dwindled as the number of available females went up." ...