Money and the search for happiness

Bitch about the squirrels? What about them? The way you're cooking them? There's an art to preparing squirrel properly, you know.

Seriously, I knew some people who would go down to the park and catch squirrels on occasion. They weren't poor, in fact, they had plenty of money. They were coke dealers. They just liked squirrel meat. I never tried any. But, my buddy (who was closer to them than I was) and I were over visiting one time and they offered him some meat. (Didn't offer me any, bastards.) And so he was chowin' down. After he was done they told him what it was. He said it wasn't bad. I don't think he asked for seconds though.

 

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