Masturbation will make you blind and crippled - Let's finish it

Discussion in 'Science & Society' started by Happeh, Jan 23, 2006.

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  1. Facial Valued Senior Member

    Good thing sock puppets are banned. LOL.
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  3. leopold Valued Senior Member

    holy moly, another hand picked photo from happeh.
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  5. leopold Valued Senior Member

    let me guess
    to keep you from humping it?
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  7. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

    They're LEANING, you idiot.

    Sorry I ever apologized.

  8. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member


    Nice one!

  9. leopold Valued Senior Member

    i have noticed that every time happeh starts feeling pressure he
    starts his "you are picking on me" bullshit.
    and like you can tell it's all a ruse to get
    people to feel sorry for him.
    i haven't apologized for anything i have said
    to him nor will i ever.

    it's the same shit as before. he shows a photo
    people give their opinion of it
    and they are haters because they don't agree with
    poor little happeh.
  10. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

    But leopold, surely you agree that drawing some red lines on a picture counts as evidence?
  11. Bells Staff Member

    I lose? Never!

    Silly little gormless fool, you think people hate you because they laugh at your even more stupid 'Happeh Theory'? That would not be the case. I can only speak for myself but I hate you because you are.. you.. I feel disgusted that you are even allowed to exist. You who think that a 4 month old shows signs of your theory because his spine is not strong enough to allow him to sit up straight by himself. You who posts pictures of people putting more weight on one leg to pose for a photo and dare claim that 'leaning' is a sign of masturbation. I could think of a hundreds of names to call you but I frankly have neither the time nor the energy to type them out. I am sure that your over-active and under-developed brain could guess at what some of them could be.

    If you don't want us to 'hate' you, you should post proper scientific research from a recognised independent source to back up YOUR theory. You notice how the theory is yours? It has your name... yet no scientific backing. You have failed to provide any research papers from even one other source to back up YOUR claim.

    All you've provided are images from what appears to be from the Victoria Secret online catalogue and showed that the poses struck by the models prove your theory. They're leaning on one leg you fool. If you can think that a 4 month old unable to keep his balance shows signs of your theory, then I think that most people with even half a functioning brain would only see you for what we see you... a moron.


    Happeh is trolling through 'naughty' pictures to show people standing and lying in poses to prove to us that they are masturbators! What's going to be next? Is he going to start poking through his porn collection to find a picture of someone with their hands down their pants to tell us that that particular pose indicates someone is masturbating? Moron..

    This is an internet forum numbnuts. People do not 'walk in'.

    And you think we are breaking the rules? You post your theory in a science forum and claim it to be 'scientific' and provide no independent scientific studies to prove your claim. Hell, you can't even find one that even discusses your theory. Again, we are discussing YOUR theory. So unless you can provide even a single independent piece of scientific research (from a recognised institution and not one that you made up on the fly) that is even discussing your claim, I'd suggest you take your theory and well.. shove it! And yes, you shoving it would classify as being a form of masturbation...

    As Q asked before.. what reputation? You should worry about your own reputation for posting stupid and baseless claims before you start worrying about our reputation. And for your information moron, not everyone here is male. Yes that's right.. some of us are of the opposite sex and we find you to be as intelligent and as appealing as a common slug.
  12. Huwy Secular Humanist Registered Senior Member

    People choose to lean, put weight on one leg, pose in a certain position.
    Sometimes they are turning, perhaps even they lean because they are tired, but that doesn't mean they are "ill" or "weak" or "masturbators".

    They are just leaning! The human body is supposed to be flexible!
    What a deviant. Fancy saying that about a 4 month old baby.
    He hates that man and that woman because they are gonna have sex and that makes him angry.

    Can you imagine the way he stands for a photo?
    He'd be like "wait everybody! wait! I have to line up perfectly straight."
    And then stands like some stiff soldier on a military parade or some bullshit.

    I bet he finds pictures of himself where he is showing "signs of happeh theory", and he either makes an excuse for those "oh i was just leaning" or he hides them away in a shoebox, or he rips them into pieces.

    Perhaps we should ask him if he has any photos of himself showing "happeh theory".
    someone do it, I'm on his ignore like half the forum.
  13. Facial Valued Senior Member

    Notice Happeh's repeated failure to address the fundamental differences between natural leaning and whatever his illustrations point out.

    King of trolls.
  14. SnakeLord Valued Senior Member

    Well, I did offer to explain some of the "symptoms", (such as head tilts etc), but actual answers would make happeh un-happeh, and so he has chosen instead to just ignore it. What a true scientist..
  15. Happeh Registered Senior Member

    I love it when people expose themselves publicly for who they are. Clears the air up. What is a gorm?

    New people that step into a conversation should read previous posts. James has already been all over this.

    Sure. I am the only one smart enough or honest enough to say what I do. You have your scientist that paid for a degree like the ones here. They can't do science. Then you have the naive who believe everything they are told. They believe completetly every pronouncement from authority. Then you have the real scientists who are paid to look the other way or lie to the court or the FDA about various things.

    None of them have the ability or the motivation to say what I do.

    Pretty much.

    Have you ever taken physics? Or are you another loser that took psychology because he was not smart enough to take Physics and Calculus, or Statics and Dynamics?

    I would advise you to go back to school, take remedial math, remedial physics, physical education, and remedial critical thinking. Then, once you pass those courses, come back and talk to me.

    We will discuss the balance of systems. How a system only remains balanced when all components function optimally. Then we will discuss how the human body is balanced. Then we will discuss what could make the human body unbalanced. Then we will look at examples of balanced and unbalanced bodies.

    At some point, I am patient, even a retard like you will realize that people lean or move because there body's are damaged in some way, as well as moving because they want to.

    I feel stupid even saying that to someone calling themselves a scientist. You would probably say a picture of a guy leaning because he had a broken leg was because he wanted to lean, not because his leg muscles were unable to support him in a straight and erect posture.


    I already did that. It is my experience that normal people do not stand in public with their hands down their pants fondling their genitals. In fact, the dictionary defines masturbation as fondling of the genitals.

    But that super genius bell knows more than dictionary defintions. Just because someone is fondling their genitals DOES NOT mean they are masturbating, the dictionary defintion be damned!

    Thank you for being honest. I know it is hard to admit what you and your fellows are. Admission is the first step to change.

    If you were honest and you could think, you would see that for yourself.

    So? If I go to a high school lab and ask the chemistry students for proof of an experiment, they do not give me scientific studies. They give me their own work. A students own work is accepted by chemistry teachers the world over.

    Only to the genius Bell does this seem odd.

    Sure I can. You can't even be honest. I have read thru this entire post. There is not one question about my theory. 99% of the other posts are just like this. Hate. No questions.

    I cannot discuss something with people who are yelling, not discussing.

    I suggest that you stop being a sheep. As long as you only believe studies and scientists, you will never be anything but a herd animal.

    Haters tell me that all the time. They are haters. That is what they do. Look thru this thread. There are 8 posts on each page of ridicule and hate.

    There is no intelligence here. Just hate and grazing herd beasts.
  16. Happeh Registered Senior Member

    I have a simple question for all the simpletons requesting scientists and studies.
    Why do you need scientists and studies?

    Happeh Theory says masturbation causes you to go crippled and become blind.

    You all claim to be scientists. What does a scientist do when presented with something he does not believe in? He tests it.

    Are all of you human? Or living in a human body if you do not act like a human? Sure you are. Do each of you have a set of genitals. Of course you do. Do you have hands? Of course you do

    What is your problem? Why do you need scientists or studies? You have the equipment to test my theory yourself. You have a hand, a penis or vagina, and eyes to make your observations with.

    You losers can't do that. What is even worse, the possiblity doesn't even enter into the walnut you call a brain. You need daddy real scientists to hold your hands so you don't make a mistake and tell you what exactly you should and should not believe.
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2006
  17. Happeh Registered Senior Member

    Ok you baby losers. Let me give you something even a 3 year old can figure out.

    Go into your bathroom. Look at yourself in the mirror. Drop your pants. Reach down and wake it up. Watch your reflection in the mirror. The results depend on the individual. It may happen immediately, or it may take some stimulation.

    What are your results? That means, how does your reflection change, children?

    Even a retard, I swear to god, even a retard can do this simple experiment and observe the results.
  18. SnakeLord Valued Senior Member

    Should I now tell you the reason for head tilting?
  19. Hercules Rockefeller Beatings will continue until morale improves. Moderator

    Why hasn't this thread been locked? Do the moderators do anything? :bugeye: <P>
  20. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member


  21. leopold Valued Senior Member

    and that is exactly what we have done with our poll
    our poll indicates masturbation causes no harm

    i noticed that you have not even mentioned the results.
    why is that happeh? why have you chosen to ignore the voice of experience?

    i bet if we took a poll to ban you . . .

    you had best wise up laughing boy cause you are getting close.
  22. Cris In search of Immortality Valued Senior Member

    I've already recommended he be permanently banned. I do not see he brings any value here but it is positively harmful to this site that we allow such an obnoxious character to express his hatred openly.

    The only value is for those who want to continue exchanging abuse. How does everyone feel about such a ban?
  23. Happeh Registered Senior Member

    I get that sentiment alot from women.

    Latest comments of Cris to Happeh

    your persecution complex. you hate women. your disturbed nature. your problem. issues with your own childhood. abusive parents. you think you are bad. classic persecution complex. You do need professional help. you need counseling and professional help. your overactive and disturbed imagination. I am getting to you.

    you who has the problem here. Still in denial. There’s your persecution complex. There’s your persecution complex again. you that is in the wrong. you enjoy being nasty to everyone

    All the women in agreement, raise their dress and curtsy.
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