marijuana question.

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  1. Beans Yee-Haw Registered Senior Member

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    Whats the longest it can stay in your system for a piss test?
     
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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Up to 2 weeks, if I remember right.
     
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  5. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    About a month, is the usual answer. It depends on your metabolism and physical characteristics though.
     
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  7. Beans Yee-Haw Registered Senior Member

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    no way can it stay for 2 months?
     
  8. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Anything is possible but a month should be the max.
     
  9. Sangamon Registered Member

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    yeah 2 months is a bit excessive...3-4wks on average is your best bet
     
  10. w1z4rd Valued Senior Member

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    http://www.concept420.com/how-long-does-marijuana-stay-system.htm
     
  11. C1ay Skepticist Registered Senior Member

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    From 3 to 30 days depending on metabolism. Google "tetrahydrocannabinol half-life"...
     
  12. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    It also depends on the frequency of use.
    For example, if you haven't smoked it for several months or so, and you go and get high a few times in a few days and then stop, the MJ leaves your system in like 5 or 6 days. However, if you smoke habitually, day in and day out, then it's more like 30 days to get out of your system.
    If you're worried about a piss test, they are easy to defeat, depending on who you're testing for.
    If you're testing for a parole officer, my suggestion is to just stay clean.
    If it's for a company, just chug water >4 hours before you have to take it. Your kidneys just bypass the water straight to your bladder. All you're pissing is water.
    Oh, and the less body fat you have, the better. THC sticks to fat cells.
    To the ones who say the sample would be too clear:
    1. Tell them you drink a lot of water because you exercise.
    2. Take a double dose of vitamin B12. That will give your urine a bit of color so they don't get suspicious.

    I did this in the Marines and I know it saved my ass more than once. Of course, since you are encouraged to drink water/stay hydrated, clear urine aroused no suspicion.
     
  13. AlphaNumeric Fully ionized Registered Senior Member

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    If you're a habitual smoker than it can be up to 3 months. It's fat soluble and will saturate your body. If you only smoke it once, it'll be only a few days.
     
  14. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    Watch out for the hair test.

    - N
     
  15. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    I've been succesfully rejecting marijuana for the past year or so to keep my system perfectly clean for upcomming urine tests, but let's just say (hypothetically of course

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    ) that last night I had a lapse in judgement and took one single, long drag of some very good stuff a friend of mine had. I'm curious how long a usage this small will stay in my system, anyone got a guess? A few days, weeks?
     
  16. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Well...I was just hired permanent at my job and I have to pissed test sometimes next week. I've smoked once 2 weeks ago today, and once the weekend before...before that I was smoking every day. (Dang good thing my "guy" went out of town) I bought some detoxifier at the head shop, and am going to use it the day of the test...just to be sure....can't afford to lose my job.
     
  17. spidergoat Liddle' Dick Tater Valued Senior Member

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    Won't work. It takes a good 4 weeks. Even then it depends on what test they use. The tests have differing sensitivities. Pick up testing kits at the head shop too, and then you'll know ahead of time if you will pass.
     
  18. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    How common is this? Do they really test someone when hired for a job, or at the workplace? I have never heard of anyone that ever had to do that.
     
  19. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    pre-employment drugs screens are common....but are pretty useless. I obviously have excelled at my job, or they wouldn't have converted me from a temp. Just cause I smoke a doob during the last cowboys game means nothing to my work performance.
     
  20. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I dated a guy who's brother went on vacation. They piss tested him the first day back. FIRED!!!
    He went to Amsterdam and they knew it.
     
  21. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    I suggest when they give you the cup to piss in you do a shit in it instead.
    You can be like "oh piss, I thought you said shit" and the tester will be too grossed out to check the shit.
    Make sure when you're doing the shit that you don't do a little piss as well, they'll see it in there and they won't even think twice about draining it off the shit and testing it.
     
  22. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    wow, I really have never met anyone that had to do that. I wonder if things are different in Canada :shrug:
     
  23. spidergoat Liddle' Dick Tater Valued Senior Member

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    I never took a test, it's ridiculous.
     

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