Limericks: Preferably humorous

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  1. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    If doing it wrong is a sin,
    I'm going to say, "Count me in."
    If eschewing Google
    Is breaking a roogle,
    The roogles can go in the bin.
     
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  3. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    To fall out of bed is a feeling
    That's likely to set you a-reeling.
    But it would be badder
    And make you much madder
    If somehow you fell on the ceiling.
     
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  5. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    An apple I was peeling
    Well it fell to the ceiling
    That's not Newtonian
    It's more just phonyian
    With what here are we dealing?

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  7. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    I wonder what physics would be
    If Newton had an orange tree.
    If one had fallen on his toe,
    Inquiring minds want to know,
    Would he have still found gravity?
     
  8. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    I'm doing it wrong he cried out
    It seems he had not a doubt
    But the wronger I got
    The more he got hot
    But really he doesn't have clout

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  9. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    I can write a limerick faster
    Than become a Google-master.
    The hardest part is finding
    A good rhyme that you're not minding
    If I stick it on the laster.
     
  10. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    If we had a whole debate
    In a limericky state,
    Would it violate decorum
    Of a science-minded forum?
    If not, should we set a date?
     
  11. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    If Newton's tree was one of a orange
    And Newton's name was one of Gorringe
    Gravity would still exists
    Until Gorringe got pissed
    And fell off the hill name of Blorenge

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  12. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    If you need a word that rhymes with housinge,
    You can always use Google for browsinge.
    Some might call it cheatinge
    And give you a beatinge,
    But it ain't gonna stop you from mousinge.
     
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  13. sweetpea Valued Senior Member

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    If Newton's tree had been a fig tree
    Then maybe we would be gravityless.
    But for sure nevertheless
    We would still have at best
    Fig Newtons with our tea.
     
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  14. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    You can write a limerick faster
    Than a high speed water blaster
    But to become a true Google master
    And write limericks truely faster
    Caster a spell from a faster master blaster Pastor

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  15. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    Version Two

    If Newton's tree was one of a orange
    And Newton's name was one of Gorringe
    When Mr Gorringe went out
    His gravity stood out
    When he fell off the hill name of Blorenge

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  16. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    If Newton's tree had been fig
    And Newton did jig
    When a fig hit the ground
    Then something profound
    Like gravity he did dig

    Coffee time

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  17. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    Your calling for decorum?
    In a science minded forum?
    Surely you jest
    We want just the best
    Like the Latin gold aurum

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  18. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    If we had a debate
    In a limericky state
    It would be just fate
    If we finished to late
    To relax on a date

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  19. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Limericks I cannot compose,
    With noxious smells in my nose.
    But this one was easy,
    I only felt queasy,
    Because I was sniffing my toes.

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  20. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    Limericks you cannot compose
    With smells wafting your nose
    Most certainly collect them
    And look for within them a gem
    Just make sure you can't call it prose

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  21. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    There once was a man from Peru,
    Who had a lot of growing up to do.
    He'd ring a doorbell,
    then run like hell,
    Until the owner shot him with a .22.

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  22. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    Those Peruvians are so bad
    They make me so mad
    They knock on the door
    Then they fall on the floor
    It really is quite sad

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    Da da da dum dum

    Da da da dum dum

    Da da da dum dum

    Da da da dum dum

    Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie Diddlie

    Da da da dum dum

    Da da da dum dum
     
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  23. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    There was an odd fellow named Gus,
    When travelling he made such a fuss.
    He was banned from the train,
    Not allowed on a plane,
    And now travels only by bus.

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