Limericks: Preferably humorous

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  1. btr Registered Member

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    A bather whose clothing was strewed
    By breezes that left her quite nude
    Saw a man come along
    And, unless I am wrong,
    You expected this line to be rude.
     
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    The bottle of perfume that Willie sent
    Was highly displeasing to Millicent;
    Her thanks were so cold
    They quarreled, I'm told,
    Through that silly scent Willie sent Millicent.
     
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    There was a post by [R14]

    Which he thought excetpionally keen,

    But bad meter and timing,

    And the lack of good rhyming,

    Makes me long to say something quite mean.

    by: Anonymous
     
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    There was a young woman with a beard,

    Who said, "It is just as I feared!—

    Two lesbians, 4 men and Christopher Wren,

    Have built Royal College in my beard.
     
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    Is Algebra a fruitless endeavor?
    It seems they’ve been trying for ever
    To find x, y, and z
    And it’s quite clear to me:
    If they’ve not found them yet then they'll never.

    Graham Lester
     
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    There was a young man from Cass
    Whose bollocks were made out of brass.
    When they tinkled together,
    They played "Stormy Weather",
    And lightning shot out of his ass!

    :yay:
     
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    Do you want to go to the store
    to buy food and a whole lot more?
    Then go down the street
    to purchase your treat
    and you won't be hungry for sure.
     
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    There once was a thing called a V-2
    To pilot which you did not need to-
    You just pushed a button,
    And it would leave nuttin'
    But stiffs and big holes and debris, too.

    (From Gravity's Rainbow - a 1973 novel by American writer Thomas Pynchon)
     
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