Large testicles? Well, your mother must be promiscuous

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So why is sexual evolution so damn predictable? Unfaithfully, slutty female bats? Well, large testicles are your answer! I suppose adaptation is a general relation, but it's my impression that these sorts of relations are so much more pronounced when it's sex on the line.

 

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Fortunately I cannot understand the implications of this article.

 

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Slutty females -> more sperm to have a better shot at inseminating them.

 

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(I was trying to imply something about myself. Shhh!)

 

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I had no idea your mother was an actual whore.

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Soorrry!

 

GeoffP
if you want to know how permiscuas human females are look at penis size not tesicular size

there are 2 ways to deal with cheating, pump it out or flood it, bats and gorillas use the flood it method, humans use the pump it one

 

...I was talking about bats.

I don't think I want to talk about this with you.

 

No problem, Small Genitals.

 

There's a REALLY politically incorrect statement to be made here, I just can't figure out what it is...

 

You can't be offensive in sonar, it is a purely descriptive language.

 

That's why if a bat is rude to you, you should poke it in the ears.

 

Larger balls mean smaller brains? No wonder I'm a dumbass.

 

Oh, THAT was why all my boyfriends were soooo braindead...

 

How does that work? Can men suck out other guys' semen with their dicks then impregnate the woman with their own???

 

You people have taken something beautiful like a correlation between testicle size and sluttiness and turned it into something crude.

 

Imagine that

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The reason that there is a correlation is basically one of support? I mean, if you dedicate more of your body to supporting large gonads, there are less resources to support a larger brain? So, if the bats could increase, say, their carbohydrate intake, then they could have both?

Or am I totally wrong? I'm trying to learn how to think like a biologist, and it's going slowly.

 

i dont know how effective it is but yes thats the theory, its the same as using a plunger to clear a drain. You create a vacume seal and then pull out pulling the seamon with you. Nature is never 100% effeciant though

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But how does it work? The sucking action I mean? Penises don't have muscles that contract, as far as I know...??

 

actually its the women who provides the sucksion by closing around the penis producing a vacume seal, the penis just has to go deeper to force out the air BEFORE she closes.

Then when he pulls back up the seamon goes with it

There have been studies done which show that men fuck harder when they suspect inferdelity and this is why

 

Oh right...

Ooooh. Lovely, if I meet a guy I like, I hope he thinks I'm an unfaithful slut...no, actually, I'll just ask him to go harder.

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