Large feet=Large dicks? Fat lips=Fat lips? It's time we all knew.

Discussion in 'Human Science' started by tablariddim, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Some say, that if a man has large feet; he has a large penis; others insist that it’s the size of his nose that gives him away, what I’d like to know is, whether penis size can actually be correlated to another part of the anatomy?

    Personally, I find that my penis, when erect, is about the same length as the space between the tips of my thumb and forefinger when stretched into an L shape. What do you men think, have I cracked it?

    Similarly, I wonder if there is any correlation between a woman’s facial lips and her fanny lips (as in fat and thin)? I’m of the opinion that there is, so, what do you girls say ?
     
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  3. chunkylover58 Make it a ... CHEEEESEburger Registered Senior Member

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    I like Jeff Foxworthy's take: If large feet, big ears, big nose = large penis, that guy BETTER be well-equipped because he'd be one goofy looking son of a bitch.
     
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  5. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    It is a myth a far as I know. The size of a man tallywacker is not correlated with any other body part. I guess this whole big feet=big penis started because men with big feet had generally big body frames (tall and bulky) so the penis kept up with the rest of the proportions. I doubt a 5'4" man with size 16 feet is supporting a 10 inch pistola in his pants.
     
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  7. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    From my personal experience, it seems that there is no relation. Here is a link that I found from men's health.

    Penis size determination

    So, I guess if ur dad has a huge dick, you will too, guys.
     
  8. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Have you tried the spread out finger and thumb test? It's enjoyable, if nothing else.
     
  9. ScrollMaker I Make Scrolls Registered Senior Member

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    How do you propose we find out this information?

    "Um dad..... Can I ask you something..."
     
  10. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    "
    "Um dad..... Can I ask you something...""
    Err, look at your dick and deduce. Then you can ask, "so pops, I see you cursed me"

    BTW, If you have to ask to find out if your dick is small, then it is probably small.
    It's ok, you can't be so lucky.
     
  11. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    I know a guy with tiny girls hands and baby nose/ears, but he wear a garden hose.... He told me that during adolescence he had problems dealing with his agression and beating up people, it was diagnosed he had high levels of free unbound testosterone, due to lack of receptor sites in many places of his body, wich caused he believed the lack of growth in many of his bodyparts, except in the area surrounding the testes where the stuff is produced in the first place.

    Furthermore I believe I saw on National Geographic a significant relation was found to high prenatal testosteron exposure when the indexfinger and the middle finger are allmost symmetrical of same length, I guess that high test levels in the womb would account for some size in the glockenspiel department as well.

    The persistent, neverending rumours about The Big Black Thang maybe linked to alledged higher testlevels/prostate cancer in black males (notice the clever use of the word "rumour" and "alledged" to avoid a lawsuit and so that I not have to back up this unsubstantiated claims by actually measuring black dicks

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    , but I think we should ask the white trailer trash girls how deep skincolour goes)
     
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  12. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    Post deleted.
     
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  13. Rappaccini Redoubtable Registered Senior Member

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    Wow... you serious?
     
  14. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Well it's obvious that the guy suffers from some sort of abnormality, so I don't think his example is valid. It's also likely that his aggression could have stemmed from the fact that he had strange looks, which would have made him angry at himself and probably his parents and further factored by people looking at him in a funny way, or making insulting remarks.

    No females have answered to the, fat facial lips=fat pussy lips question, I wonder why that is? I don't believe that the SciForums chicks are that prudish or shy, so come on girls, give us the lowdown.
     
  15. John Connellan Valued Senior Member

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    I heard somewhere that naturally red lips indicate sexual excitement (red lips up there means red lips down there), which is why lipstick exists.
     
  16. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    As far as I know, the outer lips (labia majora) don't change colour, but may become slightly engorged when sexually aroused. The inner lips (labia minora) would naturally get more red.
     
  17. John Connellan Valued Senior Member

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    If they are getting engorged with blood it is likely they will change colour somewhat. I will have to study some more sequnces of porn videos in slow motion since Im not getting enough of the real stuff

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  18. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Ah, but don't forget that friction would cause them to appear red. The majoras are usually floppy, creased up wings with a dark crimson/mauve to nearly black colour. Some are quite thin and short to almost non-existent, with a lighter, more fleshy colour and some are large enough to look like empty scrotums. They're all quite lovely of course.
     
  19. jadedflower observer Valued Senior Member

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    As a girl, I find all this talk about labia quite idiotic.

    Tablariddim is right - the outside doesn't change.

    And the thing about lipstick is right... ever thought about all make up? Same thing. Nice red cheeks = blush. Rich eyes = eyeshadow, mascara... that's what it's all for.
     
  20. Padma Spankologist Registered Senior Member

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    Wow! I think we have a winner! You know your stuff or you are a girl.
    There is no real link between a man's feet and his "member", and a woman's facial lips vs. the ones down below the navel. It is a great topic for discussion however!

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    I do find it interesting that someone thinks of genitalia being lovely.
     
  21. InOneGlance Registered Member

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    Perhaps only urologists know for sure.... That is, if they are curiously, silently, paying attention to such things when doing a physical examination. I have wondered what trivia physicians are aware of ~ and keep amongst themselves ~ that the average person is left wondering about. Things that have no bearing on their medical school alumni status, but yet, are secretly exclusive for it's social curiosity quality ~ the stuff of great cocktail party conversation (no pun intended).

    Btw, while I'm here.... is it true that Frenchmen have small cocks? I've heard this,
    with the explanation of why they are known to say the romantic things they say.... They romance the idea that a woman's G-Spot starts in her ear....
     
  22. OverTheStars Registered Senior Member

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    I do know that you can tell if a man is either right or left handed by the way his penis hangs.
     
  23. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    How do you mean, OverTheStars?
     

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