OK, so it is wrong to laugh, but British humor is still funny. British Humour: I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely. IT’S A BOY," I shouted, "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT’S A BOY!" And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel! An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making land mines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing well. Prophets are going through the roof!! A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills? They were labeled LSD.' Granny replies, 'fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?' Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more: my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!