Jokes and Funny Stories II

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Billy T, Jan 10, 2014.

  1. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Very good, Benson.

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    ...but it should've been, "Belgian waffle."

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  3. wegs She knew how to fly all along... Valued Senior Member

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    lol
    Best joke of the thread.
     
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  5. Benson Registered Member

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    Thanks, amended, lol
     
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  7. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    Is there an award for the longest joke typed on a phone?
     
  8. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, please. Read the joke again and think!

    You do know what matzes (matzos) are don't you? This has NOTHING to do with Nazis or racial denegration. bah...

    p.s. this was a jewish joke told by a jewish person to a jewish audience about jewish names and jewish traditional ritual foods. And it is a funny joke, but you do need a jewish sense of humor to appreciate the joke.
     
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  9. wegs She knew how to fly all along... Valued Senior Member

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    There could be.
     
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    :thinking so hard, becomes Jewish:
     
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  11. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    Feel the urge to order matzos? You don't need to be Jewish to enjoy matzos, but you have to enjoy matzos to be Jewish. It's part of Jewish life.
     
  12. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    Here is a dose of Jewish humor by a Jewish comedian and social observer.

     
  13. sweetpea Valued Senior Member

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    I blame my speaking dictionary.
     
  14. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    But you do need to be Jewish to get the punchline of that joke!

    C'mon, Spill.
     
  15. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, I still don't get it!
     
  16. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
     
  17. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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  18. wegs She knew how to fly all along... Valued Senior Member

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    I don't get that joke, either.
     
  19. Benson Registered Member

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    You know what I like most about Republican women?


    No penis
     
  20. Benson Registered Member

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    I said Alexa, what do women want?

    The damn thing has not shut up for the past three days
     
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  21. Benson Registered Member

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    My wife is so fat, I took a photo of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
     
  22. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Daniella Westbrook has no nose.

    How does she smell?
     
  23. Benson Registered Member

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    The obligatory reply, "Terrible"
     

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