Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    Isn't the point to entice people to press the pointless button?

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    What's your point?

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    My point is to point out to you that you cannot call the pointless button the pointless button, because it has point

    That point being to entice people to press said, misnamed, pointless button thus negating its pointlessness and turning said misnamed pointless button to a button with a point

    A pointless point but a point non the less

    Have I made my point clear?

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    I pulled over at the rest stop, went into the rest room, latched the door & sat down.

    Voice From Other Stall : Hey! How's it going?

    Stranger : (Feeling awkward) Hanging on. Uh ... How about you?

    Voice From Other Stall : I think I took a wrong turn.

    Stranger : Where are you going?

    Voice From Other Stall : It's great to talk with you. I've been feeling lonely.

    Stranger : I have to get going. Hope you find your way.

    Voice From Other Stall : Honey, I'll call you back in a few minutes. Every time I say something to you, some idiot in the next stall answers.

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    My soul and I'll up my church donation from $10 to 20

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    Goes with
    Lord give me strength
    Strength not to kill the idiots I have to deal with

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