So, I'm having a good day, a day off in fact. I go into town, do a few errands, check the mail at the post office (I'm in a semi-remote location which doesn't have mail delivery [Australia]) and lo and behold, what do I see lying on the counter (just underneath actually, I've got eyes like a hawk!) but a cigarette, a hand rolled one, a big fat one. That's a bit odd methinks, most people roll a smoke and stick it straight in their gob and smoke the fucker!...Hmm,..maybe it's a joint, a reefer, a number, a scoob...you get my drift. So I pick it up, examine it unbeknownst to the other post office patrons. It's a small town, in Australia, they're all fucking zombies y'unneshtan'? It's been rolled with love, almost a work of art and my, that appears to be greenery in there, I have a sniff....yikes, that's some serious shit! So Sciforummers, what should I do? Ignore the possibility it was rolled by some skanky syphyllitic ho'? Ignore the possibility of lighting it up only to arrested milliseconds later? Ignore the possibility it has been laced with horse tranquilsers? Smoke up a storm and talk shit on sci (despite the fact there's only about 3 normal human beings left on here.) I need advice... Oh, maybe I should put a lost and found notice in the local paper!