Jellyfish the Next Locusts?

Discussion in 'Earth Science' started by Orleander, Nov 22, 2007.

  1. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    I have just discovered that jellyfish are 96% water and 4% protein.
    Fight Obeisity ! Anyone for a Jellyfishburger ?
     
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  3. Myles Registered Senior Member

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  5. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    So apart from water, which can be evaporated, they are pure protein.
    Are you sure?
    Can you give references?
     
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  7. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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  8. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I recently witnessed a swarm? of bluebottles ( Portuguese man'O' war).
    I was right in the middle of them, thousands as well as another type of pink jelly( also of the stinging variety). fortunately I was covered in 5mm of neoprene at the time, all except my lips. Quite scary; I wriggled and squirmed and contorted my way out with only one minor sting to my eyelid.
    After the onshore winds, there were millions washed up along the shoreline. a thick line of purplish blue.
    It was the water at the frontline of the East Australian Current which sweeps tropical water to the southern reaches of the east coast...mmm! Summer...warm water!

    p.s Nothing unusual about this occurrence.
     
  9. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Suggestions
    An annoyance of jellyfish
    A splodge of jellyfish
    A trifle of jellyfish

    Surely Australians wouldn't call them bluebottles
    Come Clean. It must be bluies.

    "Man there was quidrillions o'bluies out there
    if it wan't for me neo I was a gonner"
     
  10. Roman Banned Banned

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    Lol, swordfish and tuna don't eat jellyfish, they eat other fish. You don't evolve a huge slashing sword and powerful swimming body to hunt planktonic organisms that are mostly water and nematocysts.
     
  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    A Jelly fish specific pesticide is a particularly bad idea..
     
  12. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I can see exactly where you're coming from Chris but Bluies are red headed folk ( often Neanderthal in appearance and with freckles) or ten dollar notes.
    Bluebottles are not abbreviated in deference to their status.
    Sharks on the other hand are often referred to as "Men in Grey suits" or "the taxmen".

    Confused?.. Me too!

    A friend of mine tells a rather amusing story of an encounter at the beach where a guy came racing up to her screaming and thrust his arse(complete with attached box jellyfish,..potentially fatal.) in her face... I can't remember how it ended, maybe the guy just died, I was laughing too hard to recall.

    Oh!, and the collective noun..Clusterfuck of Bluies.
     
  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, I always thought sea turtles were the big eaters of jellies

    The ones that float on top of the water, if they get poked do they pop?
     
  14. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Bluebottles have an airsack and float on the surface ( trailing their nasty bits below) They do pop, quite loudly, you can jump on them but risk jumping on a fresh one which still has active venom.
     
  15. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    LOL I always though bluebottles were flies

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  16. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    But if they somehow got poked out at sea, do they heal? Do they pop and sink?
     
  17. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    We have a name for them too. We call them Scots.

    The story of the man with a jellyfish attached to his arse is surreal.
    What do you think he was doing. Showing off?
     
  18. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    They wouldn't sink. Their bodies are about the same density as seawater, it's why they float.
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    would they heal?
     
  20. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I don't think so.. but who knows

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    I'm pretty sure they can't heal.
     
  21. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I think he'd been skinnydipping.
    I'll see my friend again soon and get the full story.

    My partner has had box jelly stings years ago..excruciating. People die from these ones.
     
  22. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    They're kind of rubbery and not prone to popping at sea but I think they would die if so.
     
  23. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Latest Jellyfish News.

    Demand for jellyfish keeps Olive Ridleys starving.
    India to ban export of Jellyfish to China.


    An Olive Ridley is not a nosy old neighbour with twitching curtains,
    it is a type of marine Turtle, which is facing extiction in India
    due to the overfishing of jellyfish to provide crunchy snacks for Chinese people.

    http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/153340.html
     

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