Is your son a hacker?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Nebula, Nov 21, 2002.

  1. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

    thed got a virii

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  3. unbalanced Banned Banned


    Yeah,he's in his room "Hacking Off".
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  5. thed IT Gopher Registered Senior Member

    To understand real hackers, read The Hackers Jargon File and the portrait of J. Random Hacker.

    No virii, I am a keeper of the secrets of AST, a wielder of the flame of PHB.
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  7. ok i have a few comments abou this:
    "My children have never failed to make me proud"= except when jr. stuck his dick in the cheesecake
    (why the hell do thay link these words. is it gonna tell me the definition of them, or is it for dumbass parents who need a user friendly internet)
    Woah your wife Carol, i thought this was a chick talking at 1st
    Yea lets give our kids $300 adobe photoshop so they can edit the porn they download to make it more erotic.
    ok i use aol sometimes and i can still get hacked type programs and hack tips(hell my aol account is hacked).
    yeah let's delete our macromedia and shockwave FLASH programs
    mom i need a better video card so i can hack not beacuse the frame rate on this stock card sucks ass.
    "AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips." yeah we don't want to save any money here now do we.
    DOS=Disk Operating System...Denial Of Service so confusing these damn acronyms are.
    "Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers." and by hackers fathers.
    LINUX oh no it's free and customizable so it's badd.
    Wow who would of thought so many negitive comments reffering to this article.
    Ok i finished reading it...damn i just wasted 5 minutes of my life give me them back
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  8. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

    I found this gem about a year ago.

    I read it a few times...
  9. testify Look, a puppy! Registered Senior Member

    In reference to what psychomantyss: I wonder if this was just some kind of ploy by the corporate masses to lead the home PC buyers away from the cheap, or even free products that were presenting themselves at the time of this original post. Perhaps it was a team up of micro$oft, AOL and intel to put out a bad word against their competitions. Although this might certainly be a plausible theory, it sure didn't work to that effect.
  10. thed IT Gopher Registered Senior Member

    No, it was posted as a joke on a bulletin board in response to some loonies rambling about the Internet corrupting the minds of our young, IIRC. The original post has obviously been widely copied around the Net without attribution. I first heard about it on Snopes message board
  11. yumyum The All Knowing.. I think Registered Senior Member

    wow how the hell can you pull that off.

    proof im an evil hacker:

    Has your son asked you to change ISPs? yep sure have have earthlink now.

    Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

    hmmm Im the only one who knows how to turn it on.

    Has your child asked for new hardware?

    just bought a new hard drive.

    Does your child read hacking manuals?

    sure ive got a linuxs, hacking, and network security books.

    How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

    4:18 now got on at 9:30

    Does your son use Quake?

    yep got that two.

    Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

    I hate people most of them are dumb.

    Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

    got a duel boot win xp and linux

    Has your son radically changed his appearance?

    hey Iv got tie dye shirts so...

    Is your son struggling academically?

    no not really im makeing B's
  12. spookz Banned Banned


    anyone wanna buy a bridge?
    i sell velly velly cheep
  13. Nebula Occasionally Frequent Registered Senior Member

    I think it's time for a new thread...

    :bugeye: Is spookz a bridge seller??
  14. Shadowstrife911 Hail the Shredder! Registered Senior Member

    its gives a link to the supposed hacker's bio at, sadly, its a profile of a fictional character from the James Bond flic, Goldeneye... you know the guy who "I am invincible!"

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