Is your Pet Eccentric?

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  1. Ja'far at-Tahir Grand Ayatollah of SciForums Registered Senior Member

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    I like the fact that they have no coat.
     
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  3. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Eccentric? Your cat is a complete frigging lunatic.
    My good friend Michael Bob (Irish) lost his dog last year, and now your cat is the maddest animal I know of.
    How old is it btw.
    Any new pics?


    I'm on intoxicated form today.
    I've already invented a new kind of particle accelerator on the Physics section.

    My local supermarket is selling an NZ Marlborough Sauvignon at £3.99
    It's a wine that would have sold a couple of years ago at £8.
    Maybe I should stock up while times are good.
    Tax on a bottle in the UK is £2, so the cost of the actual wine is £1.99

    Is that what you would pay in Australia?
     
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  5. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Get a Camera, you Tightwad

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    You can get a brilliant digital camera for $80 these days.
     
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    This is not new, taken by the (at the time) 4 year old grommet.
    The mog was about 12 weeks there and 4years old now.

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    His face is now pure black.

    I'll tell you about my extremely eccentric ( now deceased) dog one day.
     
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    How do you do anything else other than watch your cat?
    New pics please

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    My friends dog, as dogs do, or used to do, in Ireland, chased his car wheels as if they were sheep.
    He drove over his own dog, which is traumatic.
     
  10. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    The Marlborough region wines are very popular at the mo'. I think they're good, amazing fruity flavours which means they can be almost overbearing ( but I drink them anyway). I can't get one for less than $10 and about $13-15 seems about standard.

    I got some duty free Fijian OP rum for a ridiculous price $15 for over a litre, good shit and very potent.

    The cat and I do stealth warfare, loosely based on Peter Sellers' inspector Clouseau and Cato's famous efforts. He's winning marginally at the moment ( I can't see him).
     
  11. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I drove over my own dog and skidded on his paw for good measure, didn't kill him.

    He was asleep under the car, I jumped in, late for work, slapped it in reverse and arced 'em up down the driveway. I heard clonk, clonk, clonk and figured I had a flat, so, pissed off, I slammed on the brakes, poor bastard's paw was under the wheel, he yelped and pulled his paw out ( minus a little fur). There was a fur ingrained skid mark on the driveway for about two months.
     
  12. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    My friend cried for two weeks.
    He's got a new dog which isn't the same thing of course.
    Though he shrugged off my suggestion that the dog come and live with me.


    Re Wine.
    £4 UK is about $7 Australian.
    I should go back really, and buy a months supply.
    It'll be in the Sunday supplements tomorrow, and disappear.


    Marlborough is the nearest you get here to a good wine, at my buying level anyway.
    A lot of the cheaper wines taste good, but they have a feeling of being wine flavoured if you get my drift.
    They use special yeasts which affect the taste of the wine.
    They overreach themselves.
    When you compare them with a decent simple French Wine (about £10), they aren't in the same league.
     
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    My old dog, Mutley was an absolute piece of work.

    He had a wicked sense of humour.
    I remember one time, I was working at a squash courts come gym come aerobics centre, which was a pretty laid back affair.
    Mutley was with me, jusy hangin' out, checkin' out the babes, shit like that.
    Two cops came in for a coffee, bloke cop and a chick cop.
    Mutley glances up at me as if to say "watch this", strolls over to cop number one (the bloke), then takes an exaggeratedly long and protracted sniff of his Police issue Glock (pistol) then starts snouting the air as if he's on a mission to trace the scent. He then stands directly in front of the chick cop (who is sitting down) and identifies the scent and plants his wet muzzle straight in her crotch then looks at me for a reaction. I was completely shot so to speak. I bit my cheek till I drew blood so as not to laugh but it was to no avail. I had to remove myself from the room completely.

    God I laughed.
     
  14. Ja'far at-Tahir Grand Ayatollah of SciForums Registered Senior Member

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    Or, here is a thought, you can donate some money to the Ja'farian relief aid charity fund and then I can purchase a camera that way. But I have no idea why you would want to see my cat, he is amazing on a mythic level to the point where the mere sight of him would burn your mortal eyes.
     
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  16. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    He's erm, Beautiful!

    Scratches Bruce's Head.
    Hoos a Wuvvy Dog?
    Hoos a Wuvvy Dog?
    Yes Bruce is.

    Hey Bruce, give me my fingers back.
     
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    Does your dog smoke?
     
  18. Kat9Lives Registered Senior Member

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    which NZ Sauv Blanc???
    there's many good one's out there.
    Look out of Oyster Bay!!! mmmmm...yummy
     
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    my big and protective puppy Holliewood
    Staffy x Bull Arab.
    when we go for walks, she finds THE biggest log/dead tree possible (bigger than her) and drags it along side her!!! Must be the Bull Arab in her!!
     
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  20. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    My pet llama is pretty eccentric.
     
  21. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    we just went down to the river and saw someone bring her four dogs..one jumped out and headed straight for the river and jumped in,found out he also LOVED to chase sticks into the river..(he wouldn't give it back..)
    the littlest one followed suit but didn't jump in so quick, she had to get up the courage first..another was the old dog who didn't want anything to do with the river..the fourth dog didn't know who to follow, he would do whatever the closest dog was doing..

    and my cat will follow us around the neighborhood, he has been known to follow us into someone elses home, and if we watch him, he will sit down and act like he is not following us, if we don't watch him he can get pretty close..
     
  22. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    No...But his teeth tell a different story....

    I think he might be hiding some smokes out in the backyard

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    Your dog is very regal.

    The Marlborough was Crux.
    I didn't return for some more, so it will probably all be gone now.

    @shorty
    Does he have a cough in the morning?

    I had a dog that used to go for big logs too.
    A Labrador, he loved fetching sticks, the bigger the better.
    If he saw a bigger log, he would drop the log he had and pick it up.
    Some of them were virtually trees. And he expected me to throw them.
    Which I did as best I could.
     
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