Is it immoral for a man to sleep with a sheep?

Here's a little song I wrote on the subject

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The answer is NO! Love thine sheep, bless you! Oh, gloria!!


Do you love your sheep?
I know that look you can not fake;
oh, sheep love!

Ask a christian priest or a saint
does he love his sheep?
Oh yes! yes! yes, yes, he screams!
sheep!, sheep!, sheep love!

Abandon your mother,
forget your wife,
it's nothing compared to a sheep,
sheep love!

Mount your bike like a knight,
go and ride in the darkness of night
with one thought of rescuing.. your sheep!
sheep love!

Nothing compared to
pure sheep, sheep love!
love your sheep!

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© 2005 by Andris Krastins (Avatar)

 

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You are ill!
or welsh, one of the two.

 

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The sheep love me when I preach,
hallelujah!, bless the sheep,
and they "meeeeeh" in pleasure like drunk,
bless the sheep!

Put them all in one charity box
and send them to me,
I will strip, strip the sheep
and have lots of wool for the iceage to come.

 

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I'm Welsh. He must be New Zealish. There are more sheep there.

 

Ah, my brother!

 

How do you empirically(sp) figure out if a sheep is consenting or not? Will the sheep enjoy/consent to the sex? Is consent even an issue in an organism that we've justified as a lower food chain organism (it's eventually getting killed and sliced into a million pieces--prison sex is the least of its problems)

The wierd paradox about this is-- so far as I can see, it's not really an issue of the sheep itself, but rather the fact that a human is having non-mastubation type sex with something other than another human, so what context does that label the human?

BTW- I'm just throwing in a few ponderings on the subject as opposed to trying to sell a specific point.

 

Avatar, could you put in a verse about the wellington boots? For our Welsh brethern.

 

I knew it.

New Zealander or Taffy.

Remember the Ignoble Award given to the New Zealanders?

Funny shit.

 

Actually I'm Latvian and have no idea what those boots are,
maybe I can write something about socks.

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Stoned and listening to Patti Smith, that girl rocks!
And the song is just fucking punk madness.

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In order not to offend too many sensibilities, let me just note that the Welsh are rumoured to wear a traditional British footwear, the Wellington Boot, when engaged with their sheepish friends. The Wellington boot is a rubberised contraption that pulls onto the foot, reaching up to just below the knee. It is alleged that the Welsh wear boots that are one size too large - I leave you too figure out the benefits such an arrangement may bring.

 

If the sheep doesn't enjoy it, it'll mooove. Or is that cows?

- N

 

no no tell me!! why do they do it?

 

I think a man and the sheep (or goats) that he loves should be permitted to marry! ...just like the gays and lesbians in America. Anyone who has a particular deviant sexual enjoyment should be allowed to have the laws changed so they can enjoy those pleasures and ....LET ALL OF US KNOW ABOUT IT.

Baron Max

 

and what of necrophiles?
you can't legally marry a dead person! i.e., that person doesn't exist under any laws in the world

 

Well, we need to protest and demonstrate and get those damned laws changed!!! If someone wants to marry a dead person, then they should be permitted to do it ...even if it means changing laws, social standards, word definitions, and anything else.

They should also be permitted to adopt children, too, by damned!!!

Baron Max

 

right on!

 

Absofuckinlutley!

 

This reminds me of the time I went to bed with my wife's 2 Yorkshire Terriers... on second thoughts, nah forget it.

 

They were a nice pair of bitches, god blessem. Miss them a bit now.