Is it immoral for a man to sleep with a sheep?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Avatar, Oct 29, 2005.

  1. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Here's a little song I wrote on the subject

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    The answer is NO! Love thine sheep, bless you! Oh, gloria!!


    Do you love your sheep?
    I know that look you can not fake;
    oh, sheep love!

    Ask a christian priest or a saint
    does he love his sheep?
    Oh yes! yes! yes, yes, he screams!
    sheep!, sheep!, sheep love!

    Abandon your mother,
    forget your wife,
    it's nothing compared to a sheep,
    sheep love!

    Mount your bike like a knight,
    go and ride in the darkness of night
    with one thought of rescuing.. your sheep!
    sheep love!

    Nothing compared to
    pure sheep, sheep love!
    love your sheep!


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    © 2005 by Andris Krastins (Avatar)
     
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  3. GodlessEvil God is dead Registered Senior Member

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    You are ill!
    or welsh, one of the two.
     
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  5. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    The sheep love me when I preach,
    hallelujah!, bless the sheep,
    and they "meeeeeh" in pleasure like drunk,
    bless the sheep!

    Put them all in one charity box
    and send them to me,
    I will strip, strip the sheep
    and have lots of wool for the iceage to come.
     
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  7. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    I'm Welsh. He must be New Zealish. There are more sheep there.
     
  8. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Ah, my brother!
     
  9. domesticated om Cartoon character Valued Senior Member

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    How do you empirically(sp) figure out if a sheep is consenting or not? Will the sheep enjoy/consent to the sex? Is consent even an issue in an organism that we've justified as a lower food chain organism (it's eventually getting killed and sliced into a million pieces--prison sex is the least of its problems)

    The wierd paradox about this is-- so far as I can see, it's not really an issue of the sheep itself, but rather the fact that a human is having non-mastubation type sex with something other than another human, so what context does that label the human?

    BTW- I'm just throwing in a few ponderings on the subject as opposed to trying to sell a specific point.
     
  10. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    Strictly speaking, all that makes him is a sodomite. Sodomy is a man having any kind of sex with anything or anybody, with the sole exception of vaginal sex with a woman.

    If the ewe is not in estrus, she's physically incapable of intercourse. So to her it's just some odd thing poking her in some odd place. This is true of almost all mammals. Humans and dolphins are the only exceptions I know of and because of that they are, sadly, the only two species I know of whose males commit rape.
     
  11. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    Avatar, could you put in a verse about the wellington boots? For our Welsh brethern.
     
  12. Russ723 Relatively Hairless Ape Registered Senior Member

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    I knew it.

    New Zealander or Taffy.

    Remember the Ignoble Award given to the New Zealanders?

    Funny shit.
     
  13. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Actually I'm Latvian and have no idea what those boots are,
    maybe I can write something about socks.

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    Stoned and listening to Patti Smith, that girl rocks!
    And the song is just fucking punk madness.

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  14. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    In order not to offend too many sensibilities, let me just note that the Welsh are rumoured to wear a traditional British footwear, the Wellington Boot, when engaged with their sheepish friends. The Wellington boot is a rubberised contraption that pulls onto the foot, reaching up to just below the knee. It is alleged that the Welsh wear boots that are one size too large - I leave you too figure out the benefits such an arrangement may bring.
     
  15. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    If the sheep doesn't enjoy it, it'll mooove. Or is that cows?

    - N
     
  16. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    no no tell me!! why do they do it?
     
  17. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    I think a man and the sheep (or goats) that he loves should be permitted to marry! ...just like the gays and lesbians in America. Anyone who has a particular deviant sexual enjoyment should be allowed to have the laws changed so they can enjoy those pleasures and ....LET ALL OF US KNOW ABOUT IT.

    Baron Max
     
  18. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    and what of necrophiles?
    you can't legally marry a dead person! i.e., that person doesn't exist under any laws in the world
     
  19. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Well, we need to protest and demonstrate and get those damned laws changed!!! If someone wants to marry a dead person, then they should be permitted to do it ...even if it means changing laws, social standards, word definitions, and anything else.

    They should also be permitted to adopt children, too, by damned!!!

    Baron Max
     
  20. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    right on!
     
  21. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Absofuckinlutley!
     
  22. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    This reminds me of the time I went to bed with my wife's 2 Yorkshire Terriers... on second thoughts, nah forget it.
     
  23. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    They were a nice pair of bitches, god blessem. Miss them a bit now.
     

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