If only it were true.... ..gazes longingly into the distance.... But the limits of porn technology are ever widely expanding. Just think of what a great porn tech the internet is... it would seem like heaven to a masturbator of the 19th century, or earlier. It really shows how far we've come; and the promises that the future holds.
Oh, man, that's so kool. And I can get an add-on tissue holder . . . for only $2000! *Plaintive sigh* . . . But it's not real . . . *More plaintive sigh*
Porno on the go. *sigh.....So close, yet so far..... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Or.... you could burn some dvds and take your portable dvd player into the bathroom... not the same, but its gonna have to do.
