Insane ramblings.

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Mephura, Sep 30, 2003.

  1. Mephura Applesauce, bitch... Valued Senior Member

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    This one goes out to alot of people..
    Lets see where to start the list.
    Spookz, Fountainhed, Fafnir665,wesmorris,Redoubtable, and anyone else that escapes my notice at the moment that deserves to be on this list.

    Get off my cool aid motherf**ker.


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  3. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Its a Bonfire of Insanities, my liege. Didn't think you'd do it.

    Johsnon wrote of Daphne once, but of course the little puke meant Gendanken:

    "Then, my boy, beware of Gendanken. Learn a lesson from a rat;
    What is cunning in the kitten may be cruel in the cat"

    Tee hee.....Soooo..what are you wearing Muh-Mephura?
     
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  5. Mephura Applesauce, bitch... Valued Senior Member

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    Well, I have just spent all day coating foul bodies with even fouler substances. As such, my garments are stained from my labors. I was just about to strip down to naught but my sweat soaked loincloth and my ever presant turban.

    Why do you ask?
     
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  7. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Are these the people that anger you Mephura?
     
  8. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Meph:
    Only becuase there's a southern belle I know that's both odd and slightly insane in that she either learns a romantic language to hear herself turn herself on or uses mental imageries in rituals short of Voodoo.

    Hercules wore a loincloth. As did Samson.
     
  9. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    What in the bloody hell is a "cool aid mutherfucker"???

    First time smoking weed man? If it is, QUIT!!!:bugeye:
     
  10. spookz Banned Banned

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    what did i do?

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    why do folks hate me so?

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  11. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Obviously, a Kool Aid motherfucker.
     
  12. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    Meph said:

    Oh I get it... you're a mortician!

    Maybe a surprise mortician? Giving your services where they're least expected... sort of a Una-embalmer.
     
  13. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Fountainboy:
    Spooky pooh:
    BigBlueHead:
    Pendejos. Fucking reading skills of a blind deafmute.
    I'm the kool-aid-, my Meph is not a mortician, and everything annoying is hateable.
     
  14. Mephura Applesauce, bitch... Valued Senior Member

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    true, my job does involve preparing bodies, but the answer is much easier.

    And for the rest of you, I will add the slight gramatical fix that is needed.

    Get off my kool aid, mother fucker.
     
  15. BigBlueHead Great Tealnoggin! Registered Senior Member

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    That would be semantic, not grammatical...

    I'll get off your kool aid now. (Was I on it?)
     
  16. spookz Banned Banned

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    well whatever it is i am doing, i guess i will have to redouble my efforts.
    dankass you have been warned
     
  17. matnay Registered Senior Member

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    That would be semantic, not grammatical...

    Actually it was a grammatical fix of a semantic error resulting from bad grammer.

    It's a good thing I was here.

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  18. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Well, Fuck Me Dead And Black And Bloated...

    ... I thought this was a call for insane ramblings!

    Well... Damn thee black as the underside of Hades!

    Now ye shall have them, damn ye!!!

    By Hell's Ten Million Devils!
    Put a tab of acid in that fukkin' kool-aid!

    Shaddap shadd'nap!!!

    I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondle!!!

    YOU, sir! and YOU, madam!

    DAMN IT, I said!!!

    "...Within the silence of twelve eleven,
    the ever-expectant awaits..."

    I am certain/uncomprehending that I am asleep/awake...

    Retribution? ...ho, ho ho...
    We slant ourselves away from thee,
    Invulnerable in obliqueness
    To your perpendicularly arranged emplacements...



    ...This way I go
    On dirty toes,
    For to save my shoes
    From gravel...


    Yes...


    I mean, No....
     
  19. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    The question is why were you all on his "kool aid" in the first place?
     
  20. spookz Banned Banned

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    the list

    shades of ole sparky and other facists

    whats the criteria used to place posters on list?
    obsfucation will not be tolerated.
    be forthcoming
     
  21. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Spookz:
    Think about it.

    You're like a terrier that's caught the whiff of a bitch in heat.
     
  22. spookz Banned Banned

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    bah
    plan on going thru all the breeds? first poodle now terrier?
    you are right tho, i never falter where pussy is concerned
    havent you learned yet i do not think?
    stick your leg out. i wanna give it a hump and piss on it.
    why?
    cos you are my bitch!
    bitch!

    why do you denigrate messiah meph? thought you two were pals
     
  23. Mephura Applesauce, bitch... Valued Senior Member

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    yeah, i noticed.

    As for the list and criteria required to be on it, i will say this:

    its my kool aid and my list.
    I ain't telling you shit.

    I shouldn't need to spookz.
    The answer is all around you.
    Its in the river. Its in the sun.
    Dream with a cat, and it will show you the way.
     

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