I'll have some of whatever you're drinking. Not a criticism. What is it anyway? From what I hear, Warne is flattered, and is considering the notion. Won't he have to wait until somebody is sick though? He is currently coaching and playing for the 20/20 Rajasthan Royals. A degrading spectacle similar to watching Chief Sitting Bull in some tacky Rodeo, or Marlon Brando in a Superman film. Come back Warnee! And Flintoff too. And W G Grace. Shake off your shrouds and circus motley. Current odds at Ladbrokes, 12-1. It's not going to happen, unfortunately. Although I hear W G Grace is considering it.