Illuminati *** MEGA *** jokes playing the lottery - warning this is NOT a joke

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by MattMarr, Mar 7, 2007.

  1. MattMarr Banned Banned

    While playing lottery with their sheeple, the illuminati tell them jokes about how they fool them. In particular when they litterally play lottery to fool them with the state lottery jackpot, they make three basic types of jokes:
    - about the probabilities of winning the jackpot;
    - about the lucky jackpot "winners";
    - about the lottery drawings trick.

    Below some examples of the joke of the day illustrating these three types.
    My comments about the Joke of the Day for March 7th 2007, which was about the time required to find out how many people won the jackpot:
    Results 1 - 6 of about 7 for how government lottery fraud mattmarriott. (0.22 seconds) from a few billion pages... ASCII, not bitmaps... each one in average a few times larger than a few dozen bits... government lottery fraud mattmarriott
    A bit: 0 or 1; or the difference between the official story (odds of winning the MEGA Jackpot being 1 in 176 million) and the real story (odds of winning the MEGA Jackpot being 0).

    Joke of the day for March 7th 2007 - about the trick
    At least two people hold winning tickets for the world's largest-ever lottery jackpot of 370 million dollars, a sum that ballooned over 15 drawings with no winner.
    The winning combination of 16-22-29-39-42 and the mega ball number 20 was recorded on two tickets purchased in Georgia and New Jersey, a statement on the Mega Millions website said Wednesday. The holders have not yet been identified.
    Final results were not yet available due to "the unprecedented number of Mega Millions tickets purchased for the Tuesday" drawing, the officials said.

    Joke of the day for April 03, 2007 - about the probabilities
    Manitoba woman wins $1-million jackpot again, National Post
    The odds of winning a lottery are high, but what are the odds of winning more than once?
    A Manitoba woman must be exceptionally lucky. Phyllis Thomas of Peguis has scored her second million-dollar prize from the Western Canada Lottery Corporation. Ms. Thomas won her first million dollar jackpot in March 2005.

    Joke of the day for November 23, 2004 - about the "winners"
    A former parking-garage attendant, Juan Rodriguez bought the ticket for the Nov. 19 2004 Mega Millions drawing just two days after declaring bankruptcy. He had a slew of creditors and only 78 cents in the bank.
    Added to the joke on December 6, 2004: The wife of Mega Millionaire Juan Rodriguez has filed for divorce, demanding her slice of the $149 million jackpot even before the check has been cut to her hubby. That would amount to nearly $30 million, since Juan, who opted for a lump-sum payout, will get about $60 million after taxes.

    Last edited: Apr 8, 2007
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

    lottery is for loosers
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  8. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

    Those christians on the Christianforums really love you Matt.
  9. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

    They onlygot 66 mill each. 70% went to the government and the lottery company...
  10. MattMarr Banned Banned

    Lottery is a fraud.not because out of 390 million dollars you get 160 million after taxes. All those numbers are officially published, so no fraud about it.
    Lottery is a fraud because of a much more important difference than those 230 million gap between the advertised annuity jackpot and the advertised lump-sum payout.
    Lottery or in this case MEGA MILLIONS is a fraud because of the difference between 1 out of 176 million and 0 out of 176 million.
    Lottery is a fraud because out of 390 million dollars those two luicky winners get 0 million after taxes.Lucky "winners" with a face, like Juan Rodriguez, get some to play the jackpot winner. But that is part of a contract as an actor, not because that actor placed a bet.
  11. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

    I know someone who won £10.00 on the lottery once. I kid you not.

    Are you calling him a liar?
  12. swivel Sci-Fi Author Valued Senior Member

    Look at the first page of the Cesspool. Mattmarr seems to have been the OP more often than not.

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  13. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

    I love the way he always links to his own spam. Such a gifted child.
  14. MattMarr Banned Banned

    Pair Find Winning Lotto Ticket in Trash
    By Associated Press, Apr 20, 2007

    FRANKFORT, Ind. - A couple picking up trash along a roadside found a winning scratch-off lottery ticket that led them to a $1,000 jackpot. Ronnie and Tina Abbott said they found a lottery ticket worth $15 Sunday while picking up garbage along a Clinton County road near Frankfort, about 55 miles northwest of Indianapolis.
    The next day, they cashed in that ticket at a local store and bought one that turned out to be a $1,000 winner.
    "It does pay to pick up trash," Tina Abbott said.

    She and her husband haven't decided how they'll spend their winnings.
    During their trash collection excursion, the couple also found three unopened cans of Billy Beer, a failed brand endorsed by former President Jimmy Carter's late brother, Billy Carter.
    "That tells you how often it's cleaned out there," Tina Abbott said.
    The couple collected 13 bags of trash and six tires over five hours Sunday. Tina Abbott said they decided to clean up the roadside because they grew tired of seeing the trash when they drove to and from their home.
  15. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

    ^^^ So what has that got to do with the illuminati?
  16. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

    Because they are not supposed to win. The Illuminatii fucked up and lost a winning ticket.
  17. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

    Oh, how embarresing. I guess their continuing plans for World domination will have to wait a little longer.

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