I wont marry myself.

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  1. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    I thought the voice would be

    Brrrrrrrr brrr....

    You don't turn me on anymore

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  3. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Ah well, doing a bit of digging I couldn't find much substance for odd marriages and its ramifications. However, I couldn't pass up this one without a post:

    I now pronounce you man and...

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  5. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    Two points

    1 What must the women look like

    2
    goat
    ɡəʊt/
    noun
    1. 1.
      a hardy domesticated ruminant mammal that has backward-curving horns and (in the male) a beard. It is kept for its milk and meat, and noted for its lively behaviour.
      synonyms:billy goat, billy, nanny goat, nanny, kid
      "a herd of goats"
    2. 2.
      a lecherous man.
      synonyms:lecher, lecherous man, lascivious man, libertine, womanizer, seducer, adulterer, pervert, debauchee, rake, roué, profligate, wanton, loose-liver, sensualist, sybarite, voluptuary, Don Juan, Casanova, Lothario, Romeo;
    So very close to marrying yourself

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  7. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    You may want to educate yourself more on the subject...
     
  8. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    Anything on sheep?

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  9. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Personal anecdote:
    My wife's great-grandfather - a shepherd - fled Italy after thinking he'd killed a man whom he caught molesting one of his goats.

    If not for that emigration, I'd never have met her.
     
  10. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Why am I even posting this?

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    Oh, I remember. To poke fun at that Republican state of Texas.

    It's still legal for now, but
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States

    I can't even think of what else... This stuff is way too weird...

    :EDIT:

    OK, just to go completely over the edge here (it's my Google addiction I blame) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posthumous_marriage I believe you can marry dead bodies in France.

    Would anyone marry... oh nevermind.
     
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  11. exchemist Valued Senior Member

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    Well you're the expert - you live in Australia!
     
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  12. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    Again what must the live ones look like

    And is that before they go in the ground?

    Does it apply if they have been cremated?

    Lifting the veil he looked deep into her urn containing her dark pile of ashes

    Leaning down he softly whispered

    "You've lost a bit of weight but just as well as the urn fits you a treat

    There will be no trouble carrying you over the threshold now"


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  13. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    At last, when all the summer shine
    That warmed life’s early hours is past,
    Your loving fingers yearn for mine
    And hold the urn —at last—at last!
    Not oft the robin comes to build
    Its nest upon the leafless bough
    By death robbed, and body chilled,—
    But you, dear heart, you love me now…


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  14. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Hope he does not trip on the threshold.

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  15. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    Who ya gonna call

    Dustbusters

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  16. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    necrophilia?

    http://www.handelonthelaw.com/artic...ophilia-laws-you-are-dying-to-know-about-76-9

    .........
    and then, we have ISIS who conceived HORUS from the recently deceased OSIRIS

    http://home.mindspring.com/~mandali/id1.html
    (most of the way down the left hand column of words)
    ("Alone at last with her dead husband Isis tried to resurrect him. She tried and she tried and she tried, but the task was too great. She did succeed, however, in bringing one small part of her late lover to life, and so while she hovered over him in the guise of a hawk, she conceived their son Horus")
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    an animal(bestiality) having sex with a corpse(necrophilia)
    The ancient Egyptians seem to have been very liberal?
     
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  17. karenmansker HSIRI Banned

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    No . . . . .Dave you are once again defining words to mesh with your own meanings (see palindrome).

    As per Wikipedia: Autogamy, or self-fertilization, refers to the fusion of two gametes that come from one individual. Autogamy is predominantly observed in the form of self-pollination, a reproductive mechanism employed by many flowering plants.
     
  18. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Was inventing out of whole cloth. Didn't know the word already existed.
     
  19. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Besides the word "sologamy" that's an idiom not used every day either.

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  20. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    .

    Autosexual

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  21. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    I thought that was sex in the back seat of a car

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  22. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Not in the front seat or the trunk?

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  23. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    Have tried it in the front

    The floor gear shift knob got in before I did

    I never put my trunks in the trunk

    Or take my trunks off in the trunk

    I keep my junk in my trunk at all times

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