# I won the lottery!!!!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Randwolf, Oct 25, 2009.

1. ### RandwolfIgnorance killed the catValued Senior Member

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Where should we start the bidding at?

(OMG, I feel an attack from the feminists coming along, just remember,if I happened to be gay I would happily be bidding on some of SF's finest hunks...

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3. ### RandwolfIgnorance killed the catValued Senior Member

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Ummm, John, if this was addressed at me, I wonder why?

I have plenty of money, I'm just excited because I WON something! Believe me, I will rapidly return my winnings to the economy, much in the form of tips, I'm sure. It's not "a love of" money here, it's just about fun!

I have won a lot of money (and this time I mean a lot of money) gambling before, but somehow this is different. This is like finding a penny on the street that turned out to be a 1928D (or whatver, I have little knowledge of coins), and that penny turned out to be worth $1000.00 Don't tell me you wouldn't be happy with your find... Would you? 4. ### GuestGuest Advertisement to hide all adverts. 5. ### vslayerRegistered Senior Member Messages: 4,969 gambling is akin to theft. sure the people willingly participate because of their own greed, but stealing from a thief is still theft. 6. ### GuestGuest Advertisement to hide all adverts. 7. ### RandwolfIgnorance killed the catValued Senior Member Messages: 4,188 Define "theft", there, gizmo. I hope you won't back out with the "akin" deal, what, are the words cousins? Hmmmm... Maybe it would be good if you could define "akin" as well. Since most of your sentence made absolutely no sense. Perhaps English is not your first language? Start with Webster's, so you don't look like a total fool... 8. ### EnmosValued Senior Member Messages: 43,184 Awesome man, concrats! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! You are too kind! My account number is 5253731, at ING the Netherlands. I'll PM you any other details Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Not me. No such luck yet.. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! 9. ### Michael歌舞伎Valued Senior Member Messages: 20,285 The most I won once was a shotgun. It was at a magic show and I was 12 Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Actually it was a "gift certificate" redeemable at a sporting goods store that pretty much only sold guns and bows and hunting equipment. I knew someone who won 7million. A truck driver. He probably bought tickets all the time. He was completely broke in less than 3 year. Crazy but true. 10. ### mike47BannedBanned Messages: 2,117 With all due respect you are confusing apples with spines in a jungle somewhere . Gambling is not a theft and a theft is not gambling . Any theft is criminal while gambling is allowed and controlled too . If I put$2 or $20 in gambling and I end up winning 4 or 10 million dollars surely it is an excellent investment . 11. ### cluelusshusbund+ Public Dilemma +Valued Senior Member Messages: 7,535 Im not the gambler type... but about 30 year ago som people was takin up money to play the lottery an i put in a dollar... an that was the las dollar the lottery ever got of mine... lol... as far as gettin kicks from puttn money at risk i prefer investin in mutual funds.!!! 12. ### jmpetValued Senior Member Messages: 1,891 Ya know what- you broke even with the lottery. Do you A) Take your winnings and stop gambling or B) Keep pissing away$2-$5 every week? Schmuck. 13. ### darksidZzValued Senior Member Messages: 4,922 lmao jmpet :\ 14. ### John99BannedBanned Messages: 22,046 it wasnt. i dont mind people gambling although i do not gamble myself. live and let live i say. 15. ### RandwolfIgnorance killed the catValued Senior Member Messages: 4,188 Presuming that you were speaking to me, you obviously have a little trouble reading full paragraphs. For right or wrong, I distinguish between gambling to win money, vs gambling to have fun with. I believe I mentioned I give the cards to the kids in the car (should their be any), I'm not out to get rich by playing scratchoffs. What I found phenomenal was the sheer odds against such an occurrence. I used to gamble (see below), but I gambled where the odds were 49%/51%, not 1 in 1,000,000! Do you even know what a scratchoff is nimwit? It's something to do for fun, and worst case you fund the educational system... Dude, we are talking$2.00 here!

Now, in my younger days, I was a serious blackjack (21) player. From your vacuous statements I can easily ascertain that you are a "mark", and entirely incapable of accepting the veracity of any statements I might make regarding my winnings in this game, but we are talking a completely different kettle of fish here. You, my dear, are a casino / lottery's dream come true - naive with a grudge. (Yeah, tell me how you will never gamble, even at a casino or horsetrack... now tell me again,,, hahahahaha)

You were almost right on one issue however, I think that in the 20-30 years I have played scratchoffs, I am now even with the lottery.

What next - does this mean in your warped mind that I deprived the schoolchildren by not losing again?

To quote an old, old saying, I will laugh al the way to the bank, schmuck. (Oh, and to do you the courtesy of answering your question, no, I don't buy scratch offs every week - fuck off if you don't believe me)

18. ### deicidergot omnicideadRegistered Senior Member

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send money to my paypal (over 1000\$ )and maybe i'll post in ur prof

19. ### Grim_ReaperI Am Death Destroyer of WorldsRegistered Senior Member

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I am over 40 and I would prefer to have a pile of money over a pile of women.

20. ### deicidergot omnicideadRegistered Senior Member

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I am over 40 and I would prefer to have a pile of money over a pile of women.
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21. ### Grim_ReaperI Am Death Destroyer of WorldsRegistered Senior Member

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No I prefer cars to woman

22. ### deicidergot omnicideadRegistered Senior Member

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where do u stick ur penis then?

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