I won the lottery!!!!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Randwolf, Oct 25, 2009.

  1. Randwolf Ignorance killed the cat Valued Senior Member

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    Where should we start the bidding at?

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    (OMG, I feel an attack from the feminists coming along, just remember,if I happened to be gay I would happily be bidding on some of SF's finest hunks...

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  3. Randwolf Ignorance killed the cat Valued Senior Member

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    Ummm, John, if this was addressed at me, I wonder why?

    I have plenty of money, I'm just excited because I WON something! Believe me, I will rapidly return my winnings to the economy, much in the form of tips, I'm sure. It's not "a love of" money here, it's just about fun!

    I have won a lot of money (and this time I mean a lot of money) gambling before, but somehow this is different. This is like finding a penny on the street that turned out to be a 1928D (or whatver, I have little knowledge of coins), and that penny turned out to be worth $1000.00

    Don't tell me you wouldn't be happy with your find... Would you?
     
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  5. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    gambling is akin to theft. sure the people willingly participate because of their own greed, but stealing from a thief is still theft.
     
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  7. Randwolf Ignorance killed the cat Valued Senior Member

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    Define "theft", there, gizmo. I hope you won't back out with the "akin" deal, what, are the words cousins? Hmmmm... Maybe it would be good if you could define "akin" as well. Since most of your sentence made absolutely no sense.

    Perhaps English is not your first language?

    Start with Webster's, so you don't look like a total fool...
     
  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Awesome man, concrats!

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    You are too kind!
    My account number is 5253731, at ING the Netherlands. I'll PM you any other details

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    Not me. No such luck yet..

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  9. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    The most I won once was a shotgun. It was at a magic show and I was 12

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    Actually it was a "gift certificate" redeemable at a sporting goods store that pretty much only sold guns and bows and hunting equipment.

    I knew someone who won 7million. A truck driver. He probably bought tickets all the time. He was completely broke in less than 3 year. Crazy but true.
     
  10. mike47 Banned Banned

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    With all due respect you are confusing apples with spines in a jungle somewhere . Gambling is not a theft and a theft is not gambling .
    Any theft is criminal while gambling is allowed and controlled too .
    If I put $2 or $20 in gambling and I end up winning 4 or 10 million dollars surely it is an excellent investment .
     
  11. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Im not the gambler type... but about 30 year ago som people was takin up money to play the lottery an i put in a dollar... an that was the las dollar the lottery ever got of mine... lol... as far as gettin kicks from puttn money at risk i prefer investin in mutual funds.!!!
     
  12. jmpet Valued Senior Member

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    Ya know what- you broke even with the lottery.

    Do you

    A) Take your winnings and stop gambling
    or
    B) Keep pissing away $2-$5 every week?

    Schmuck.
     
  13. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    lmao jmpet :\
     
  14. John99 Banned Banned

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    it wasnt.

    i dont mind people gambling although i do not gamble myself. live and let live i say.
     
  15. Randwolf Ignorance killed the cat Valued Senior Member

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    Presuming that you were speaking to me, you obviously have a little trouble reading full paragraphs. For right or wrong, I distinguish between gambling to win money, vs gambling to have fun with. I believe I mentioned I give the cards to the kids in the car (should their be any), I'm not out to get rich by playing scratchoffs. What I found phenomenal was the sheer odds against such an occurrence. I used to gamble (see below), but I gambled where the odds were 49%/51%, not 1 in 1,000,000!

    Do you even know what a scratchoff is nimwit? It's something to do for fun, and worst case you fund the educational system... Dude, we are talking $2.00 here!

    Now, in my younger days, I was a serious blackjack (21) player. From your vacuous statements I can easily ascertain that you are a "mark", and entirely incapable of accepting the veracity of any statements I might make regarding my winnings in this game, but we are talking a completely different kettle of fish here. You, my dear, are a casino / lottery's dream come true - naive with a grudge. (Yeah, tell me how you will never gamble, even at a casino or horsetrack... now tell me again,,, hahahahaha)

    You were almost right on one issue however, I think that in the 20-30 years I have played scratchoffs, I am now even with the lottery.

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    What next - does this mean in your warped mind that I deprived the schoolchildren by not losing again?

    To quote an old, old saying, I will laugh al the way to the bank, schmuck. (Oh, and to do you the courtesy of answering your question, no, I don't buy scratch offs every week - fuck off if you don't believe me)


    Here call me schmuck again, and again, and again - till you get to $1000.00, OK?

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  16. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Settle down guys.. lol
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    Gambling is pure luck. How about a game where you had a 1/7000 chance of winning with ability to use power of will to influence a win, for a prize of 50,000$. Like it huh? Well I am in it, its called a marathon (California International Marathon) and its way better than gambling because you actually influence the win and ummm....whats 1,000$ vs $50,000.
     
  18. deicider got omnicidead Registered Senior Member

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    send money to my paypal (over 1000$ )and maybe i'll post in ur prof

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  19. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    I am over 40 and I would prefer to have a pile of money over a pile of women.
     
  20. deicider got omnicidead Registered Senior Member

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    I am over 40 and I would prefer to have a pile of money over a pile of women.
    Grim_Reaper---

    only to "buy" more women

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  21. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    No I prefer cars to woman
     
  22. deicider got omnicidead Registered Senior Member

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    where do u stick ur penis then?
     
  23. John99 Banned Banned

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    :roflmao:
     

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