I Love Jessica

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by maxpowers200169, Nov 15, 2003.

  1. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Perhaps...

    Or perhaps you are a victim of the great "I want your money so I will convince you that true love exists so you will come see the sappy movies and pine over the one true perfect love that you will never find because it doesn't exist OR slide deeper into debt spending a small fortune on the person you are so pathetically obsessed with in this particular moment becuse the plan has worked and you think you have fallen head-over-heels in 'love' with this person you hardly know in the amount of time it takes to wrap-up a stupid, transparently plotless, unrealistic romantic comedy overtly contrived to tug at your heartstrings that are so lonely and starved for love because it has been drilled into you from the time you were 4 years old by Walt Disney, Hallmark, fairy tales and your mother pretending that your father is Prince Charming while she eyes-up the grocery boy's tight little ass while her unattentive husband is sitting on the sagging out-dated couch with a beer in one hand and his crotch in the other with the TV volume turned up so he can hear the blow-up dolls on Baywatch giggle and moan over the sound his incessant belching" media machine.

    It is probably one or the other.

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  3. Fafnir665 You just got served. Registered Senior Member

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    Max, if you let any of the opinions on this thread sway your feelings for this jessica, then you know it's not love.
     
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    thats awesome. i am very very in love with jessica too
    but her last name starts with a c and i know she isnt your jessica because she is my jessica
    sighhhh
    im so in lovvvvvvveee with jessssssssssssica
    (thats MY jessica, not YOUR jessica)
     
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  7. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    Reminds me of a Bright Eyes Song

    ** once you knew a girl and you named her lover
    and danced with her in kitchens through the greenest summer,
    but autumn came, she disappeared,
    you don't remember where she said she was going to,
    but you know that she's gone, because she left you a song,
    that you don't want to sing,

    we're singing i believe that lovers should be chained together
    and thrown into a fire with their songs and letters
    and left there to burn, left there to burn, in their arrogance
    but as for me i'm coming to my final failure
    i've killed myself with changes trying to make it better
    but i still ended up becoming something other than what i had planned to be,
    now i believe that lovers should be draped in flowers
    and layed entwined together on a bed of clover
    and left there to sleep
    left there to dream of their happiness

    --A Perfect Sonnet off of everyday and everynight by Brighteyes
     
  8. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    Lemme gues, Jessica from Sex & the City? I like her eyes, their expression and their colour, the fact that the rest of her face is borderline ugly makes it even better, makes them standout so to speak.

    often i find completely flawless people not sexy, a pearl is best found in the mud, not in a mountain of gold.

    Could you at least give a clue about wich Jessica your speaking, is it a celebrity, a schoolmate or the waitress from BurgerKing with the bubblebutt?
     
  9. analbeads "loosen up" Registered Senior Member

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    Well....it has been over a year since 'love' was declared for Jessica. My inquiring mind wants to know if the 'love' is still there....
     
  10. whitewolf asleep under the juniper bush Registered Senior Member

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    Ghm ghm.
    I LOVE THIS GUY NAMED TED!!!!
    ghm ghm.
     
  11. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    I see its been a while. Do you still love Jessica as much you did before?
    Are you open to the possibility that you may find somebody who you love just as much, or maybe even more?
    How does Jessica feel about you now that she knows you better?

    Just a few questions to ponder. It could be real, but if you feel the need to ask for reinforcement then I doubt it. Often times, true love doesn't advance past the stage of friendship or aquaintence.

    "Rivers Cuomo- Autumn Jane (Autumn in Jayne)

    I don’t remember what you said to me.

    Was it you would or that you wouldn’t be.

    I gave you my lovin’ in the springtime,

    But then until now is such a long time.



    And all the dirty boys on the street are looking for a new game.

    Did you leave me with the same?

    And all the pretty girls gonna try and tie him down.

    It’s autumn in Jane.



    A-rhythm-a-rockin’ in the dancehall,

    Saturday nights we had a real ball.

    And I was so proud to be your boyfriend,

    But now we lost what we had then.



    [chorus]



    I see the leaves are catching fire.

    The birds are flying from their home,

    And all around the world is crying.

    I don’t wanna go, go back to Autumn in Jane.



    [chorus]

    And all the dirty boys on the street are looking for a new game.

    Did you leave me with the same?

    And all the pretty girls gonna try and tie him down,

    Gonna try and tie him down

    Gonna try and tie him down.

    It’s autumn in Jane.



    I don’t…"
     
  12. analbeads "loosen up" Registered Senior Member

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    He's probably not even on the forum anymore because he spends all of his time with Jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. apendrapew Oral defecator Registered Senior Member

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    Thanks Strongsad. On that note, I think I'll drown myself in the toilet. And make sure there's a huge turd in there first.
     
  14. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Who else has the feeling that maxpowers's love's last name is "Simpson"? :bugeye:
     
  15. §outh§tar is feeling caustic Registered Senior Member

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    Isn't it the brain that regulates testosterone?

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  16. StepOnMe Registered Senior Member

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    I love chocolate but only the white kind - not being racist
    I love films but only the dramatic kind and
    I love snow but not the cold kind

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