I heard Muslims have the biggest dick...

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  1. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Fucking hell 11 inches?

    lulz thier desi wifes is going to hate them


    Cite:
    http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-003.htm


    Hindus have the smallest penis by race. Now I know why Hindu girls usually go after Muslim guys. lolzzz

    Smallest penis by race
    In the Jacobus survey the Hindu man was reckoned to have a penis that only averaged around 4 inches, a much smaller figure than for the other races investigated. In the Chartham survey the smallest organs in the various nationality groups were as follows: English - 2¾ in.; West German - 3½ in.; Negro - 4 in.; French 3½ in.; Danish - 5 in.; American - 3½ in.; and Swedish - 5 in. As we have already suggested, with the groups being rather small no racial conclusions can be drawn.

    http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-004.htm
     
  2. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    What a shitty site. And when was the experiment conducted?

    In a time where 'Negroes' roamed free and Germany was still divided =/

    Still, this bit gave me a giggle -

     
  3. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    No this is recently new development.
     
  4. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Sucks to be a Hindu though.
     
  5. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Do muslims have the smallest brain by any chance?
     
  6. thedevilsreject Registered Senior Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    yes, they keep it in their dicks
     
  7. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Some of them are real dickheads, does that count?
     
  8. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    I would have a bigger dick then a bigger brain. What you going to do to a woman? intellectually stimulate her or sexually stimulate her?

    (by the way I can do both at the same time, its one of the many talents I have)
     
  9. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    My own research concludes the following:

    ********** 1 inch
    *******7 inches
    **********4 inches
    *******2.6inches
    *********8 inches
    *******1 inch
    ********3.5inches
     
  10. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    who edited out my catagories?

    clearly a mod in the 1 inch group! :(
     
  11. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    lol
     
  12. crazyfreespirit "Custom User Title" Registered Senior Member

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    lol

    This made me spit out my juice. :( Now i have juice all over my keyboard. I really should have learned my lesson by now to stop consumption of all kinds before browsing sciforums.
     
  13. John99 Banned Banned

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    let's see, god said these people live 100 mile's from the big pinis' so lets give them little one's for variety.

    these people wear turban's lets give them big ones. yeah thats it god said it.

    Note: shouldnt wrtite this stuff cause this dude is liable to believe it.
     
  14. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I heard Muslim was the biggest dick...
     
  15. John99 Banned Banned

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    ha ha ha, good one.
     
  16. cole grey Hi Valued Senior Member

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    Wow TOR, you have "researched" some very small men.

    I assume this would have made more sense had it not been edited, because now it appears that you have handled 10 men (the asterisks stand for the number of men) with 1 inch penises, which I find rather unbelievable. Or perhaps the categories of 5, 5.5, 6, 6.5, 7.5, and higher than 8 have been omitted, each of them possibly containing the thousands of other men you have "researched" - this would explain how you found such a large number of "tiny" men, through your incredibly large (for one woman) sample.
     
  17. Roman Banned Banned

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    I thought she was rating penis length. Like "that one inch cock was 10 stars! Damn I was so wet!"
     
  18. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    So how do muslims' dicks know that their owners are going to be muslims?
    If someone switches religions, does their dick size change accordingly?
     
  19. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    Our god is real duhhh! so he gives us big dicks.
     
  20. Muslim Immortal Valued Senior Member

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    So if you convert to Islam and never live then your dick will grow.
     
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