I Got Drunk!!!!!!

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  1. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    It was quite an interesting experience! It was very nice too. I was with this extremely gorgeous girl and we went to buy some "booze".

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    We boutght a french red wine and drunk all of it while watching a movie. The movie was something to do with Texas and whorehouses...

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    Ohhhhh... yeah.... She was sooooooo sexy laying down on bed and drinking that wine. Oooohhh... man.... she is the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen. Like.... at least as gorgeous as famous girls like Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne and so on. And she likes me! I even laid down on a very comfy place....

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    So much for the cute girl. As I was saying, I got drunk. I experienced some dizzines and felt "tipsy". I was also very sleepy and hyper! But I didn't forget anything! I mean... I even wrote myself a note about what happened just in case I would forget. But I didn't forget. So.... why did that happen? Are there different levels of "drunkness"? With which frequency can you get drunk in a "healthy" way and without getting addicted?


    Oh yes... it was an interesting experience. I love trying out this kind of stuff. Tough I do my best to keep my self-discipline....
     
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  3. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Of course there is a difference... I will make it apparent, you drank about half a bottle of red wine, it contains about 11% alcohol. The alcohol level in your blood, as a result, was probably about 1 - 1,3 promille.
    When I drown a bottle of vodka with about 42% of alcohol, the alcohol level in my blood is between 3 - 4 promille (I suppose that borders on an alcohol poisoning for a normal human).

    Of course the different alcohol levels have different effects. I myself never forgot anything, even after two bottles of vodka, but I was close. So, the higher the alc. level, the greater the effects.


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    Well, that is purely subjective. As far as I know, you can only know that when you start your day off with a beer or two and just keep going. I suppose that you are addicted when alcohol gets more important than other people, food or even your self.
     
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  5. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    13%. I read in the bottle....

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    Well... good thing I avoid vodka...

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    Red wine is healthy anyways. And it's also more sofisticated...

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    Thanks, that was instructive...
     
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  7. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Why is this in the Cesspool!!!! It's a very instructive thread!!

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  8. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Oh yeah! And I peed three times in a row in less than 10 minutes....

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    I love exploring my shadow...

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  9. apendrapew Oral defecator Registered Senior Member

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    Alcohol also makes your boner harder. So drink up and show that chick what you're made of.

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  10. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    But remember, at some point it will get weaker again, so keep to the limits.

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  11. danielgrenell Registered Senior Member

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    i have to say, you're an idiot. if you were actually born in 1984, you are by far the most ignorant person that i've ever met. of course there are varying levels of intoxication. the last blackout i had was after about a dozen drinks, and i'm only 110 pounds (lucky thing i threw up, otherwise you'd be reading this post off my toe-tag). as for the girl, you make a move if you've both had a few drinks, it only makes sense. my suggestion to you is to stay far away from alcohol, i don't think you have too many brain cells to spare.
     
  12. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    *Chortles*
    Much as I enjoy mocking Nelson, proper capitalization would make your trashing of him more effective.

    Nelson:
    Dear jesus man - what am I saying, you're not a man - please don't post on Sci-forums while coming in your boxers.

    They're called beer goggles. Wear 'em with pride.

    You. Fucking. Lightweight.
     
  13. danielgrenell Registered Senior Member

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    wtf is a chortle? and capitalization is purely optional in my world; you'll note there is no capitalization whatsoever. it's not a typo, it's a life-choice.
     
  14. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    A slightly suppressed laugh, derisive in this case. Your grammer is good save for punctuation, lack of capitalization is an interesting choice for a man who knows the proper use of the semi-colon.

    Proper use of semi-colon...jesus, are you single?
     
  15. Dudish dude Look out behind you...ZOMBIE!! Registered Senior Member

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    LOL

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  16. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Well, I sometimes have some blank moments, but they are always in the periods when nothing is happening...such as driving the nightbus home and not remembering the stretch from getting on until getting off. Could of course that I dozed off. But I never forget the important stuff, such as humiliating things I have done, or other people have done.

    Things do get blurry rather soon in my memory with days passing. It can be quite clear the next morning, but a few days on I have to ask someone else.

    And you can get really pissdrunk on wine, but then you have to speed up drinking.
     
  17. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    ugh, wine, that stuff is foul, ill stick to the vodka and moonshine.

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  18. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    even disgusting wine tastes ok after a few glasses of it.
     
  19. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    very true
     
  20. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I'm afraid of asking what is "boner"....

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    Besides... I don't need alcohol for that....!

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  21. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, sounds like you are a wise person....

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    As for me, I'm dumb because I avoid intoxicating my body and destroying my liver throughout my entire years of teenager. So certainly, it was dumb of me to avoid having self-discipline and fucking killing myself faster!

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    No, it doesn't. That's a disgusting remark. I have a deep respect for girls. I would never take advantage of one.

    Oh man..... sounds like you have lost all of yours already....

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  22. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I don't use those....

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    She is gorgeous. Even before I got drunk...

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    And she is intelligent too. And very nice.

    In other words.... you are just annoyed that I'm actually going to have a nice, gorgeous and intelligent girlfriend....

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    Yeah... whatever. It was m,y first time getting drunk anyways....
     
  23. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    It's healthy for you. That's an important fact, you know?

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