I got abducted by aliens and they looked just like Bob Sagget, and they dissected my brain right in front of me, and they replaced it with a wad of chewing gum. Right outside Roswell, New Mexico, no I think that was Walmart.....yeah thats right. And Now everytime I pick my nose green stuff comes out!
BEWARE ! ....that green stuff will mutate and try to find the form of Charleton Heston. Do not underestimate the power of green alien goo ! ....I've also heard rumours that it does terrible, terrible things to you when you sleep, one time this lady did not shower for weeks and the green goo made its way down in between her legs and implanted intself in her womb. After only one nights sleep she gave birth to creature resembling something between George Bush Jnr and the decayed remains of a Llama. hehehe nice to meet ya misskitty !
Man, I had a similar problem with green goo. When I pissed, it burned like battery acid and smelled like sulfur... Not everything that happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok. Half of the office found that out the hard way. You scared me at the meer mention of hijo del George Bush... somehow, the decayed remains of the Llama lead to sigh of relief.
did you meet elvis , hows he ? next time you meet him give him my rgds , tell him we still love him at Planet earth !!! :m:
I was taken by pan dimensional aliens to the fifth dimension where I was able to view all four dimensions simultainiously. No bob sagets.
Bob Sagat is the overlord of the sixth dimension you fools. He shall crush your pitiful five dimensions with his mighty microphone and you will cower before his greatness. And you will be thankful for the opprotunity!!!
I thought George Jr Bush was Lord of the Dimensions--trying to make himself so, anyway. I'd rather be living on any other planet than Earth.
