I am one of the most sexually harassed people here

Discussion in 'SF Open Government' started by Varda, May 9, 2008.

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  1. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Myles, you're hogging all the action. Sling an old ( once quite attractive and ahtletically buff brother) a slice of the pussy pie upon which you seem to be feasting your saggy old arse.

    C'mon, just a little whiff of Auld lang snatch?

    Varda, how cool are you, you pant and huff and growl and sculpt your formidable curves into arse-bitingly lascivious poses then cry wolf at the mere hint of a lude, foxy, aged impressario.

    You are a vixen of impeccable credentials.
    care to enter my lair?
     
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  3. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    I'm not sure. Could you do it again when I'm looking ? And, please can I have my crutches back ?
     
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  5. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    You go find your own. At my age and state of decrepitude it's a rare commodity.
     
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  7. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Still so horny at your age

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    j/k
    You don't need your crutches to turn of the light switch. Get yourself a clapper.

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  8. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Ok, LOOK INTO MY EYES.

    *rapes you again*

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  9. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    You are going to go to jail for Senior Citizen Rape, my dear! LOL
     
  10. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Can we sexually harrass males? Actually I would like to cyber-sexually abuse males, like "hey there kadark, I'm reaching into your back pocket and sticking my finger up your arab ass, mmm yeah, oh you don't like that do ya? hehe, don't fight it, hey... stop squirming... *scuffle* grab his feet! Someone grab his fuckin feet!" etc. Would stuff like that be allowed?
     
  11. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    LOL! Oh well maybe I'll get to fuck one of the prison guards...I assume they'll be male anyway?
     
  12. Kadark Banned Banned

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    Who says I wouldn't like that?

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  13. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Well, it would just be creepy if you did like it. I would understand if you liking it was not allowed.
     
  14. Kadark Banned Banned

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    Oh, of course. But it's not creepy in the slightest bit to finger a stranger in his asshole?

    Yer fuckin' dad!
     
  15. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    You NASTY girl.

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  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    why such tone? I am also puzzled...by your statement that you would seem to like it...
     
  17. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Uh Oh!! I think you just got him all turned on.

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    lol
     
  18. Kadark Banned Banned

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    You're lookin' good, shorty. Give me a ring when you're up in Hali, aiight?
     
  19. Kadark Banned Banned

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    Where did that cunt Dr Lou Natic go?
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    please address your fellow member of this community in a respectful manner.
     
  21. Kadark Banned Banned

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    That is respectful, considering it's Dr Lou Natic we're talking about.
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    no matter who we are talking about.
     
  23. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Hey draqon, what beautiful tiny pitch black eyes you have, now stand still while I grip your nuts... stop struggling, help kadark, hold him down! ... aha, alright, now I'm gonna put some stuff up his cold lemming ass...
     
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