Humour

Discussion in 'Physics & Math' started by thed, May 8, 2002.

  1. thed IT Gopher Registered Senior Member

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  3. Merlijn curious cat Registered Senior Member

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    .. maybe I lack humor, but I stopped reaing after some jokes. Not funny, except one: entropy isn't what it used to be.
    hahaha

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  5. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    I don't know, I thought Heisenberg being stopped by a traffic copper for speeding was funny.

    Policeman: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
    Heisenberg: "I have no idea, but I know where I'm heading".
     
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  7. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    I told my maths letcurer the joke: "If I get caught speeding, can I say Heisenberg was driving and get away with it?" Also: "Heisenberg stole my car!"
     
  8. Neutrino_Albatross Legion of Dynamic Discord Registered Senior Member

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    Another story like the Heisenburg one:

    Some scientist who was working on doppler shift of light (forget who) was stopped by police for running a red light. He claimed that because he was moving toward the light it apeared green. He was taken to court the judge was about to let him off when someone in the audience told the judge how fast he wolud have to be driving to shift gree down to red so the judge dropped the charge and gave him a speeding ticket instead.

    Don't think its true but still fun. Ill try to look up who the scientist was and get back to you on that.
     
  9. Merlijn curious cat Registered Senior Member

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    I wonder.... what car did this scientist drive??

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