dying from self pity after eating a rabid Chihuahua....plastic ChihuahuaPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
` Disemboweled by flying debris in explosion which ensues when using microwave oven to heat up "Cup O' Noodles" soup inadvertently triggers High Speed Anti Radiation Missile(HARM) launch from Air Force fighter jet passing overhead... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
` Opens "space hatch" in drunken stupor (jes tryin' ter be one O' th' boys...hic) without putting vac suit helmet on... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
huh? the pressure from being a virgin all life will cause me to loose blood pressure and I will just fall to the ground.