How Will The Person Above You Die ?

he looked in a mirror and had a heart attack

 

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Hacked to death by a zombie David Caruso.

 

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well at least he'll get to eat me!!

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he was killed by a bunch of teenagers while walking home from a brothal

 

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You know what? [Dramatic Pause - remove sunglasses] Bored to death by watching [Another Dramatic Pause] CSI: Miami. Doesn't even get to hear the end of his last...

 

er mthey shall eat a radioactive pea!!!

 

Under the knife... Chin surgery.

 

aww god dam it!!!! you shall get a lethal injection through the testies

 

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Asphyxiated at high altitude during ill-fated attempt to stow away in landing gear of first commercial Airbus A-380 flight

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head exploding from complex mathematical equations

 

in a bloody battle with the next person who calls him dragon instead of draqon!

 

flew with dragon and fell after the dragon burned it's wings

 

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Incinerated by exploding LOX tank while attempting to build makeshift distillery aboard International Space Station.

 

dying from overstress aboard International Space Station and not being able to relieve it with vodka

 

I followed the "unofficial" NASA plan and went into orbit already drunk...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19996640/
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Sex with 20 virgins

 

Tell me about it... Just the frustration of explaining twenty times why a cat O' nine tails, an ace bandage, a jar of Polish dills, a snorkel, hob-nailed boots, a copy of Nietzsche'sThe Anti-Christ, a tinted monocle, and a pinochle deck are all absolutely and utterly vital to the process would kill anybody !

 

Yeah I know, it's a bitch, but has to be said.

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Decapitated in crash landing of replica Westland P 12 Lysander variant

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Ouabain Poisoning. Beware those bearing flowers:

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