HAHAH! U MUST FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE DOUCHE BAG AFTER THAT POST! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! everyones joking, and you have like this corny ass advice!! hahahahahah!
this is by far the best thread i have every seen! btw, my girl likes it when i choke her? hehe i think its kindof kinky (not with my hands)
Get the "I have AIDS" t-shirt and have some goth despair girl for attention purposes approach you. Mind you, she may be pre-pubescant. Thats ok. I saw a machine somewhere, it was in a factory. It said love machine. Make some there. Touch your pituitary gland, or if you cant be botherred; get a stick and do your prostate a favor... one with a nail in it.
Yep..says alot about you!! Wow!!Something im sure non of us actually want to know, and im sure your fictional girlfriend would have something to say if 'she' saw what you just wrote!!
HAHA Making love is something that takes place in the beginning when they are trying to get you. After they do all the romantic stuff goes out the window lol.
