How to make love?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Saint, Mar 30, 2005.

  1. Addicted Archer Registered Member

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    i agree. share eachothers fantasies and desires, and work from there. that way you'll both gain the pleasure that you are seeking.
     
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  3. AngelOfDisease Registered Member

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    According to Monica of the TV show Friends don't be a camper. According to American Pie use different licking techniques while giving her oral pleasure.
     
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  5. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    I heard different chemicals in her drink will "help" her get in the mood. Watch out though. It can make her a bit drowzy so put her in the trunk of your car.
     
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  7. Saint Valued Senior Member

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    what is kama sutra? Bible of sex?
     
  8. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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  9. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    No technique will make you a good lover, since it isn't about technique but attitude.
     
  10. bob-bobby Born Again ;) Registered Senior Member

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    yeah you can call it a bible of sex !!!

    check out the link posted by cosmictraveller ...
     
  11. CrystalLuna Registered Member

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    Honestly, here's my advice...begin with a massage ( both people nude). Touch her and allow your body to rub against her ( not necessarily trying to be sexual). Kiss her neck, nibble on her ear, kiss her all over. Put on some good music, like Enya or soft sounds like that. Candles and Incense are also good. Most importantly, while making love, feel the connection between the two of you. If in missionary position ( male on top), hold her with one arm while making love to her. Being a good lover isn't about technique really. It's about closeness and most of all LOVE.
     
  12. Diesel On a stairway near you Registered Senior Member

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    Make sure you jizz in her eyes while saying "Wokka wokka wokka"
    Memories are so precious...
     
  13. Jinoda Registered Senior Member

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    ROFL.

    Isn't it spelled "wakka wakka wakka" though?
     
  14. Diesel On a stairway near you Registered Senior Member

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    Not sure...wasn't in the dictionary. Would be memorable with either pronunciation I think
     
  15. NO1 I Am DARKNESS Registered Senior Member

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    I like to give a nice stare right into her eyes as hold her arms under her legs off the bed and start pulling. Harder and harder. When your done say wokka wokka wokka

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  16. Roman Banned Banned

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    Women like it better when you choke them.
     
  17. audible un de plusieurs autres Registered Senior Member

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    make sure the old lady has got her teeth out, and the tell her it a lollypop.
     
  18. everneo Re-searcher Registered Senior Member

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    If you are a male this question seems odd. never mind...

    Press your mouth against her orifice and blow the air into it till no more air is left out in your lungs.
     
  19. everneo Re-searcher Registered Senior Member

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    .. don't forget to step back immediately. the return flow of air into your lungs would make you sick and cause brain damage. alternatively you can use a vacuum cleaner with blower function turned on.
     
  20. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    There is no "technique".
    Every woman I have been with likes different things.
    To please them you have to be open to understanding them and their reactions.
    It is also important to have open communication.
     
  21. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Give them your credit card and let them get whatever they want. Wait till they come back home and you'll find out how much they want to make love to you.
     
  22. Miss Esbenshade I Am Jack's Psychotic Wit. Registered Senior Member

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    hell. yes.
     
  23. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Try choking the women I date and they'd rip your eyes out!
     

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