How to kill yourself

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Absane, Jun 12, 2006.

  1. I-Am-Invisible sick of it all. Registered Senior Member

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    convieniently there's a maelstorm right under the bridge of the local river, you get suckt down into the water and drown... happend before...

    very nice in combination with a glass of water and a handgun some form of medication is optional...
     
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  3. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    ???
    Lots of guys in orange clothing running around here.
     
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  5. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah. Yay for death metal!
     
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  7. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Can't sci-forums give "actual best ways to kill yourself"

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    Or rather have we? Lame.
     
  8. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I object to this thread, the title of it incites violence against oneself or at least implies it.
     
  9. sly1 Heartless Registered Senior Member

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    at 180 Lbs 40 Spike Shooters would kill ya
     
  10. §outh§tar is feeling caustic Registered Senior Member

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    How are these numbers arrived at? Do you drink that much in one hour, or in one day, or month, or what?
     
  11. I-Am-Invisible sick of it all. Registered Senior Member

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  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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  13. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Yay for suicide, it would reduce the population

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  14. Mrs.Lucysnow Valued Senior Member

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    Take 100 paracetamal and mix it with whiskey. You will suffer a painful death as your liver gives up all hope for redemption
     
  15. Cannon Registered Senior Member

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    Your god is not my god... Crusifiction follows shortly after
     
  16. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    snorting coke off a hookers ass while dissing P-Diddy.
     
  17. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    3 minutes of full speed motion...the heart stops....dead
     
  18. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    there are doors within dreams where death is on the other side.
     
  19. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    The Irony is, that you will just come back somewhere else you don't want to be. You can't kill your bonds just by killing yourself, its not that easy.
     
  20. Malakas Banned Banned

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    The best way to kill yourself is to have someone else do it for you.
     
  21. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    Thank you! That is correct. But if you tell them to that is suicide and then you just end up back where you started, somewhere you don't want to be (or else you wouldn't commit suicide). So, you have to avoid suicide or there will be no death. All those suicides, not a single success!
     
  22. Malakas Banned Banned

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    Why, is suicide bad?
    There are too many people as it is. too many evil and dumb people.
     
  23. Reiku Banned Banned

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    Suicide is bad,because it is selfish. I used to try and kill myself often was i was yonger. I now realize how potentially harmful it is with other people.
     

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