How to kill yourself

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Absane, Jun 12, 2006.

  1. Carcano Valued Senior Member

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    Cyanide is probably the quickest way to off yourself.

    Several of the Nazi top brass managed to escape the noose with vials of cyanide held between their molars...until the appropriate moment.

    Youre gone within seconds.
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am not buying the game system just to play Halo 3 game...ogh no no no...

    but...I really should

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  5. Donnal Registered Member

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    theres a plant here in australia that grows everywhere the aboriginees showed me
    and enough of it will drug a person they use it for fishing in the old aborig's days
    and theres other poisenous plants here every where and fruit that cant be eaten
    yeah its easy to killur self here in australia very easy if u know how and really wanna do it
    but i got unfinished business and im not going yet till its my turn i guess is how it goes
     
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  7. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    anything they use to energize themselves?
     
  8. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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  9. Tht1Gy! Life, The universe, and e... Registered Senior Member

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    Well, too much water, theoretically, can kill you.

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  10. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    yes yes you should.

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  11. Tht1Gy! Life, The universe, and e... Registered Senior Member

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    360.21 Dannon All Natural Coffee Flavored Yogurts + You = Death.

    Death by Yogurt??? I don't believe it. I don't think one could eat it fast enough to achieve toxic levels.
     
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    Do they come in XL?

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  13. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    107.48 shots of espresso coffee
     
  14. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Cyanide


    What is this item and where do you get it?
     
  15. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Good point dead or alive.

    I have 2 ways, of which the second is the best.

    The first way...
    Is to run out of energy. I can force myself to run out of energy because I have a hard problem with energy in the first place (which is sort of complicated..) But also you could probably run out of energy by running for a very long time. I am not sure about this meathod but...

    The SECOND meathod...

    Is to do something similar to what Dead or alive (DFA) said and die from 'carbon monixide poisioning' I do not know how dangerous it is to you or what it is that it makes you feel like. To burn coal in an entirely enclosed room drunk.
    But the similarity is this.
    Simply, crank your car. Stick a water hose in the exaust pipe. Run it into the window or, find some way to get it into the car properly.
    Then, as if this should even be on sciforums,...
    Simply, stay in there. Go off to la la land.

    Viola?

    Or is there a more proper or better way to clarify how exactly it is that this shit works..
     
  16. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Impaling yourself with a sword would be cool. Very Death Metal altogether.

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  17. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Are there no other meathods?

    Can anyone describe what it is like to take in those fumes from the coal?
     
  18. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Freeze a knife in a block of ice and fall asleep on it pressed against your stomach after taking several sleeping pills.
     
  19. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    LOL

    Most interesting way ever

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  20. I-Am-Invisible sick of it all. Registered Senior Member

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    death by carbon monoxide: the inhaled carbon monoxide irreversably binds itself to hemoglobin of the erythrocytes (red blood cells) thus the capacity for transporting oxygen is decreased... to much CO -> no O2 -> death
     
  21. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Set fire to one of your farts, then suck it back up your colon.
     
  22. I-Am-Invisible sick of it all. Registered Senior Member

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    buy a orange parka...
     
  23. G. F. Schleebenhorst England != UK Registered Senior Member

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    Set yourself on fire and jump off a building, screaming.

    Ideally to a death metal soundtrack.
     

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