How to kill yourself

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Absane, Jun 12, 2006.

  1. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    As far as I know you cannot die from phenibut.. and to let you know, I only had one Jager bomb with a small amount of phenibut.
     
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  3. Sgal Principessa Registered Senior Member

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    try alot of aspirin and alcohol
     
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  5. Weirdomandude Registered Senior Member

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    What, only overdosers here? How about a simple yet lethal injury? Or something more elaborate?
    Personally, before I die I would like to fly. If life became too unbearable I would get a loan out to go skydiving and simply forget to pull the chute. Ya know, drop the backpack off right after leaving the plane.
    Or you could take the passive approach that doesn't even leave a cool spatter design.
     
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  7. Roman Banned Banned

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    What about a martyr belt?

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  8. Mrs.Lucysnow Valued Senior Member

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  9. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    After 126.98 cups of Brewed Coffee, you'd be pushing up daisies.

    A few questions:

    1. Can the human body even hold that many?

    2. Is that all at one time?

    3. What if it's decafinated coffee, is it still the same?
     
  10. Why? Registered Senior Member

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    168 hours straight of playing video games.
     
  11. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    wow...only 33.33 cans of Wired X344, you'd be pushing up daisies

    Im 168 lbs
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    I tried about three times so far to stop breathing for a long time and thus kill myself...but so many thoughts run through my head and its like screaming inside me to not do it, that I never did hold my breath for long.
     
  13. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    You cant kill yourself like that anyways, you would just pass out and begin breathing again.
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    well I was thinking of holding my hands squeezed in between the chairs.
     
  15. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    ????:shrug:
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    or maybe using shoe laces to tie a loop around neck and than climb on ceiling...tie it on top...kick the chair off

    and I am angel

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  17. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    ....ok..why is your angel an almost naked oiled up dude?
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    well thats me....

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  19. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    yea...ok

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  20. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Heard a popular way is to burn coal in closed room. You block alll all windows and vents to provide any oxygen from coming. Then you die from carbon monoxide poisoning.

    Apparently its helps to be drunk or high whilst waiting for all the fumes to you kill you, so you don't freak out
     
  21. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    I would just stick one of these to my chest.



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  22. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    i assume that's in kilograms.
    i've packed on 36 pounds since then.
    i weigh 185 now.
     
  23. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I drink a lot of Rip-Its ($1.09, I'm cheap), but I think I need to switch to Rock Star. Apparently there is more caffeine.
    Holy Crap! Anyone ever drank an X344?? I'd only have to drink 26 cans to die.
     

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