How to kill yourself

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Absane, Jun 12, 2006.

  1. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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  2. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    You will probably die of kidney failure due to too high liquid intake before you die of caffeine.

    300 cans...that's 100 liter of liquid. What can your kidney get rid off? Was it 1.5liter per hour or something...can't remember. Someone will have to look it up.
     
  3. thedevilsreject Registered Senior Abuser Registered Senior Member

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    237.58 cans of pepsi and im dead, argh
     
  4. leopold i miss my coco. Valued Senior Member

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    71 cups of drip coffee and i'm a goner
     
  5. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    7 nights without sleep thats my poison
     
  6. DJ Erock Resident Skeptic Registered Senior Member

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    127 cans of rockstar... i'll keep this in mind if i ever feel suicidal
     
  7. geodesic "The truth shall make ye fret" Registered Senior Member

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    Also, how long does caffeine take to pass through the body? You probably wouldn't have time to drink enough. However, you can still get the other side effects like cardiac arrhythmia.
     
  8. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    Absane 72,5kg
    thedevilsreject 60kg
    leopold99 67.5
    DJ Erock 135kg

    edit: Absane, thedevilsreject, DJ Erock have proberly used lbs
     
  9. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    The halflife of caffeine is 6 hours. On average, 15-35 hours to eliminate all the caffeine.

    I read for pregenant woman, the halflife is 13 hours. In a neaborn baby, 100 hours. :eek:
     
  10. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, I am 72.5kgs, and I did use lbs :p
     
  11. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    It would take 2708.38 glasses of Chocolate Milk to put you down
    After 135.42 shots of Espresso, you'd be pushing up daisies
    After 902.79 cups of Green Tea, you'd be pushing up daisies

    Green tea is more dangerous than chocolate milk? How weird...


    And the quickest so far goes to:

    After 90.28 cans of No Fear, you'd be pushing up daisies
     
  12. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    It only considers caffeine content. I tried Spite and it said if I were to die from it, the reason would likely be too much sugar intake.
     
  13. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    The LD-50 of caffeine is 10,000 mg. Take 15 caffeine pills and you got a 50/50 chance :p

    I think someone actually died from 1,400 mg though.
     
  14. curioucity Unbelievable and odd Registered Senior Member

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    Ah, yes.... same with 7-up

    Still, I wonder if milk is THAT strong to neutralize theobromine?
     
  15. draqon Banned Banned

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    How to kill yourself: Live your life to the end

    A very nice and accepted way to kill yourself slowly
     
  16. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    You seem different lately. Found religion? Knocked up a hooker and feel guilty about it?
     
  17. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    111.85 cans of jolt cola.
    Awesome. :p
     
  18. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I love Jolt White Lightening. I haven't had it in a long ass time. I wonder if they still sell it at the mall :) I should go find out in a few minutes.. I got nothing else better to do.
     
  19. leopold i miss my coco. Valued Senior Member

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    i also used lbs. but you got it right.
     
  20. Chatha big brown was screwed up Registered Senior Member

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    Even the name "jolt cola" is funny as hell. So much uppers, what about 20kg of horse tranquilizers eh?
     

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