How to kill yourself

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Absane, Jun 12, 2006.

  1. Absane

    Absane Rocket Surgeon

  2. You will probably die of kidney failure due to too high liquid intake before you die of caffeine.

    300 cans...that's 100 liter of liquid. What can your kidney get rid off? Was it 1.5liter per hour or something...can't remember. Someone will have to look it up.
  3. thedevilsreject

    thedevilsreject Registered Senior Abuser

    237.58 cans of pepsi and im dead, argh
  4. leopold

    leopold i miss my coco.

    71 cups of drip coffee and i'm a goner
  5. S.A.M.

    S.A.M. uniquely dreadful

    7 nights without sleep thats my poison
  6. DJ Erock

    DJ Erock Resident Skeptic

    127 cans of rockstar... i'll keep this in mind if i ever feel suicidal
  7. geodesic

    geodesic "The truth shall make ye fret"

    Also, how long does caffeine take to pass through the body? You probably wouldn't have time to drink enough. However, you can still get the other side effects like cardiac arrhythmia.
  8. Kunax

    Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required

    Absane 72,5kg
    thedevilsreject 60kg
    leopold99 67.5
    DJ Erock 135kg

    edit: Absane, thedevilsreject, DJ Erock have proberly used lbs
  9. Absane

    Absane Rocket Surgeon

    The halflife of caffeine is 6 hours. On average, 15-35 hours to eliminate all the caffeine.

    I read for pregenant woman, the halflife is 13 hours. In a neaborn baby, 100 hours. :eek:
  10. Absane

    Absane Rocket Surgeon

    Yes, I am 72.5kgs, and I did use lbs :p
  11. curioucity

    curioucity Unbelievable and odd

    It would take 2708.38 glasses of Chocolate Milk to put you down
    After 135.42 shots of Espresso, you'd be pushing up daisies
    After 902.79 cups of Green Tea, you'd be pushing up daisies

    Green tea is more dangerous than chocolate milk? How weird...

    And the quickest so far goes to:

    After 90.28 cans of No Fear, you'd be pushing up daisies
  12. Absane

    Absane Rocket Surgeon

    It only considers caffeine content. I tried Spite and it said if I were to die from it, the reason would likely be too much sugar intake.
  13. Absane

    Absane Rocket Surgeon

    The LD-50 of caffeine is 10,000 mg. Take 15 caffeine pills and you got a 50/50 chance :p

    I think someone actually died from 1,400 mg though.
  14. curioucity

    curioucity Unbelievable and odd

    Ah, yes.... same with 7-up

    Still, I wonder if milk is THAT strong to neutralize theobromine?
  15. draqon

    draqon Banned

    How to kill yourself: Live your life to the end

    A very nice and accepted way to kill yourself slowly
  16. Absane

    Absane Rocket Surgeon

    You seem different lately. Found religion? Knocked up a hooker and feel guilty about it?
  17. Hapsburg

    Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist

    111.85 cans of jolt cola.
    Awesome. :p
  18. Absane

    Absane Rocket Surgeon

    I love Jolt White Lightening. I haven't had it in a long ass time. I wonder if they still sell it at the mall :) I should go find out in a few minutes.. I got nothing else better to do.
  19. leopold

    leopold i miss my coco.

    i also used lbs. but you got it right.
  20. Chatha

    Chatha big brown was screwed up

    Even the name "jolt cola" is funny as hell. So much uppers, what about 20kg of horse tranquilizers eh?

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